dick Cheney's Plane Diverted Due To Bad Weather

[Algorem]

http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Politics?ap20040918_2.html or he's just hard to eliminate.that's 2wice?

[LiberalFighter]

1. Pilot just doesn't want to die with him

Who in their right mind would!

[AndyTiedye]

8. What Were You Expecting, that they'd Take Cheney on a Tour of Ivan's Eye?

Cheney can't die anyway, unless he falls on a wooden stake or something.

[saigon68]

13. They say he works better in the moon light.

Evil Evil Man

Draft-Dodger Too.

[Mr_Spock]

2. Darn.

Was hoping for good news :evil: :)

[oldhat]

3. Weird shit going on lately.

US and S. Korea obviously not coming clean about that big ass explosion in N. Korea, Putin making thinly veiled threats against the US and talking about preventative war, Iran and their nuclear bomb program...

[liberalnurse]

4. Oh Shit.....

He is in my neighborhood!


Vice President Dick Cheney's aircraft made an unscheduled landing Friday evening at an Air Force base outside Dayton, Ohio, to avoid stormy weather on the East Coast.

That would be Wright-Patt AFB

[RebelYell]

12. Ewww

He was within 2 hours of me. I need to take a shower.

[stldemocrat]

5. Halliburton!

I am sure they get a bonus for this, somehow.

[Bush was AWOL]

6. Dick Cheney will be staying at a Hotel I work at in Ohio

next week. The GM is a huge repuke and is basically clearing out the entire hotel and parking garage for this a-hole.

[Algorem]

7. Wright-Patterson Air Force Base?That's where they keep the alien bod-

ies,it's said.When someone asked Bush about UFO's he said "Ask Cheney",I saw somewhere.Cheney probably decided to drop in for some out-of-this-world-necrophilia,a break from his usual undisclosed-location-bunker-necrophilia.

[sofa king]

9. Dick Cheney's plane makes unscheduled landing in America

WASHINGTON Sept. 18, 2004 — Vice President Dick Cheney's aircraft made an unscheduled landing Friday evening at an average American airport in Ohio, to avoid stormy weather on the East Coast.

Cheney was reported to be "dismayed" at having to make an unscheduled visit to the actual United States, without a picked audience of loyal Republicans to receive him.

The Vice President was stunned to discover that by cutting federal funds to state governments, average Ohioans have seen their total tax burden ranking rise from #31 in 2000 under President Clinton to #17 in 2004. "We cut federal taxes for average Ohioans," said the Vice President, without the usual swell of cheering found at Ohio Republican campaign events.

"Per-capita incomes have risen nearly $800 since our President took office," said the Vice President.

One Ohioan quipped back, "you f--ked us without a kiss, lying sack of s--t."

The Ohioan went on to explain that the percieved gain in income was actually an enormous windfall experienced by the wealthiest five percent of Ohioans, while average Ohioans have in fact experienced a significant drop in quality of life.

Cheney was also unhappy to discover that average Ohioans know the truth about job losses in the state of Ohio. "We created 3,400 jobs in Ohio in July."

"That's nice, you a--hole," said another resident. "We lost 66,900 jobs in the state just last year. You're 63,500 jobs short."

As the Vice President cleared his throat and adjusted his collar, one Ohio resident pointed out a drinking fountain behind him. The Vice President demurred. "I'm not from around here," he laughed nervously, "I don't think I should drink the water."

As the Vice President prepared to leave the airport for Washington, DC, he was overheard saying to a staffer, "get me the f--k out of here--these aren't real Americans."

Ohioans would beg to differ.

[Algorem]

10. You are so freaking right.

[lostnfound]

11. God's aim is getting better? nt

[amerikat]

14. Hates ground to air force 2.....your cleared to land on runway 666

[pinniped]

15. I hope its new course is hell...

cuz that's where the snarling POS came from.