HALLELUJAH!! REVEREND JERRY FALWELL IS FINALLY GOING HOME

[babylonsister]

http://www.opednews.com/articles/opedne_linda_mi_070515_hallelujah_21_21__revere.htm

May 15, 2007 at 16:12:56

HALLELUJAH!! REVEREND JERRY FALWELL IS FINALLY GOING HOME
by Linda Milazzo


Hallelujah!! Hallelujah!! Hallelujah!! Hallelujah!! What a wonderful day to rejoice.

Finally, after a lifetime of preaching for his Maker, speaking for his Maker, dictating for his Maker, berating for his Maker, organizing for his Maker, legislating for his Maker, and broadcasting for his Maker, Reverend Jerry Falwell is finally meeting his Maker!!


Reverend Jerry Falwell is finally going home!

And if there is true honor amongst his followers. Amongst 'the anointed' who ascribe to his beliefs, the tears they shed should be tears of joy.

For as rapture-based-fanatical-right-wing Christians believe, the only true joy comes in the eternal presence of one's Maker. And luckily, happily, gratefully, Reverend Falwell IS FINALLY THERE!!

May those pearly gates open widely to admit the self-righteous son, who now and for always, is where he wants to be.

I for one, bid an eager farewell to Reverend Jerry Falwell on his desired journey home. Today is the last day of the rest of his life.

Buh bye!

[donco6]

1. So how long before he got the riot act, d'ya suppose? eom

[pinkpops]

2. He better hope God is a straight white male

[dweller]

3. named P.T. Barnum. n/t

dp

[Unrepentant Fenian]

4. Jerry Foulsmell

To quote Mark Twain....
I won't be attending his funeral, but I'm certainly in favour of it!

[dflprincess]

5. If God has a sense of humor, he'll greet Falwell dressed like this

[kevinmc]

6. *Waves*

[greyghost]

7. Priceless n/t

[grassfed]

8. see ya

http://www.thepocket.com/wavs/yesyes.wav

[Joe Bacon]

9. A fitting farewell to Falwell

go to

http://www.sho.com/site/queerduck/home.do

and select Episode 10 "Ku Klux Klan and Ollie"

[watercolors]

10. AMEN TO THAT!

NT