New GOP Internal Poll: “We’re Screwed”

[Stingo]

A GOP internal poll obtained today by the AP tells a shocking story for the Republican Party: only the hardcore wingnuts now support the GOP agenda. And hopefully they will vote to secede.

http://allspinzone.com/wp/2009/04/30/new-gop-internal-poll-were-screwed/

[hvn_nbr_2]

1. That poll is so flawed

It didn't even ask the important questions, such as:

1. Which party is first in line at the Rapture?

2. Which party is best able to give billion-dollar tax cuts to billionaires?

3. Which party is more likely to torture gays to get them to tell?

The poll completely ignored all the really important issues.

Since one can never be sure around here any more, just in case: :sarcasm: