The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

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The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

"While in Egypt, CNN's Anderson Cooper was attacked and beaten, which raises 2 questions. Is it safe to send our media into these places? And how do we get Glenn Beck over there?" —Conan O'Brien

"Sunday is the 100th birthday of Ronald Reagan, and all over American, Republicans are going to celebrate this by throwing big parties and leaving the bill for Democrats to pay." —Bill Maher

"President Obama invited John McCain to the White House to give his opinion on Egypt, specifically what it's like to be a mummy." —Bill Maher

"The good news is that Hosni Mubarak may step down. The bad news is that he may be replaced by his idiot son Hosni W. Mubarak." —David Letterman

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