Words alone don't do justice to the lunacy at the Republican Convention

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From the blog DakotaToday http://dakotatoday.typepad.com/dakotatoday/

... "Only a cartoon could summarize the operation.

"I can't draw, but use your imagination. Picture a circus. One of those dinky cars full of clowns whips around the ring. Behind it running as fast as he can is crazy Zell Miller waving a shotgun screaming "God is with George Bush. I believe in God. I believe IN Bush." Getting out of the little car then is a whole cast of characters. Dick Cheny is carried out by three buxom nurses...all male, but with huge breasts. Behind him carrying a huge hypodermic needle is Bill Frist with two bolts sticking out the sides of his head.

"Another dozen or so strange GOP creatures crawl out. Then Karen Hughes gets her feet out from behind the steering wheel and crawls out ...just as a sporty little cornvertible whips up with the Bush Twins all a twitter. They douse Karen Hughes with tequila. Tom Ridge and John Ashcroft jump off their unicycles and toss a blanket over the Bush twins who have just won a wet tee-shirt contest judged by Romney in a cheerleader's sweater with a big "W" on the front...

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"Riding up behind on a pure white horse (rolling on training wheels) is George W. Bush. He will say, "Isn't this a fine mess? Terra wrists did this to our 'Merka. How great would this country be if 9-11 had not made me into a war president? Gotta go. Can't wait. Why are all those school children following me? Where's Laura?""