Mad Magazine: Bush versus Jesus

[regnaD kciN]

[Norquist Nemesis]

1. Classic!!

And true in demonstrating the way they go about the message. :(

[Erika]

2. Has Anyone Broken the News That W Is Not Jesus?

Mass Suicide among the far right(wrong).

[SeveneightyWhoa]

3. Hilarious..

Spot on, yo. Everyone knows Jesus was a Liberal, which is what makes it even better.

[arikara]

4. Oh, this is the best yet...

I can't wait to get a copy!

[Vitruvius]

5. Jesus is coming again -- and he's not at all pleased with George W. Bu$h..

:kick:

(The joke was first used on James Watt -- Reagan's Bible-thumping clear-cutting oil-spilling Sec'y of the Interior...)

[Maeve]

6. That is WONDERFUL!!!!

[left is right]

7. I can't take credit for these,

they were shamelessly stolen from the Atrios site a week or so ago but they were just too funny to let them languish in his archive

THIS JUST IN:
Presidential candidate Jesus from Nazareth was seen cavorting around town with a woman purported to be a prostitute, a terrorist, and a band of miscreants. He was observed at a party summoning Satan's forces to turn water into wine - causing numerous fights and car accidents. When asked about Jesus’ behavior Dan Bartlett said, "I think this raises serious questions about Jesus’ values. They don't appear to be in line with mainstream America." The Nazarene campaign officials refused to comment on the allegations.


More breaking news... Nazarenes for Truth say Jesus' injuries on the cross were "self inflicted and little more than a scratch." Bush denies any connection to the group.


Jesus - dies on the cross/Jesus - rises from the dead. Did Jesus wear sandals...or ...FLIP-FLOPS?

[Raster]

8. Does it say "The Bashing of the Christ" at the very top?

[Vitruvius]

13. Yes it does...

Is this a sneaky way to give a deserving thread a :kick: or what?

[Raster]

14. Fabulous, let's kick it again...

:kick:

[freesqueeze]

9. Brilliant

I have been thinking of subscribing again. I've missed this kind of classic humor being in my mailbox since I lapsed in 1971. Hope the rest of it is this gutsy.

Is National Lampoon still around?

[kskiska]

10. The Real Jesus

Other items available:
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[pen dragon]

11. "The Real Bush"

[newyawker99]

12. Hi pen dragon!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[pen dragon]

15. Thank you

:hi:

[TexasBushwhacker]

16. For those with middle aged eyes like me

They have it on their website:

http://www2.warnerbros.com/madmagazine/files/onthestands/ots_446/jesus.html

[johnnyrocket]

17. This is brilliant...Mad Mag muddles along these days..

they DO hit some jokes on occasion, but THIS looked like it took extra effort.