Wolcott: CNN Admits It Cannot Prove Authenticity of Wolf Blitzer

[kskiska]

It's heartening to know that someone else sees through these people.

In a shock announcement that will reverberate through broadcast journalism, CNN has acknowledged that it can no longer vouch for the authenticity of host Wolf Blitzer.

After months of being buffeted by accusations and speculation, CNN subjected Blitzer to a series of forensic tests over the weekend and determined that his beard is a polyfiber synthetic and his lack of affect was attributable to a defective chip insecurely fitted into his fliptop head.

"Though we regret learning Wolf Blitzer is animatronic," said CNN chief Bip Peterson, "this in no way undermines the integrity of the journalism he did for the network, or CNN's commitment to the reelection of George Bush."

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[johnfunk]

1. Wolcott is the Zen Master of Snark!

His blog is "must read."

[bermudat]

2. His book, Attack Poodles, is a must read also.

nt

[Jade Fox]

3. A kick for my personal god James Wolcott...