Bush is visiting Rosewell, NM

[question everything]

There are soooo many lines that can follow this news item..

[Cleita]

1. No comic line here but a reality.

Roswell is a fundie, freeperville of the most rigid kind. Bush would fit in well there. I hope they keep him.

[NormanConquest]

2. No, no, no, George...

not amnesty for THOSE aliens...</Rove> :P

[burrowowl]

3. I'm so glad

to have moved away from Roswell.
What is funny is that he said he was for small business.
Recently, there was a demostration in Roswell (really) against Wal-Mart. The leader, a Farmer's Market owner was arrested for criminal trespassing.
There are many New Mexico Military Institute kids in the audience. NMMI has a lot of foreign kids and lots of bad eggs, a couple of American cadets got arrested for trying to make conterfeit $20's.

[hang a left]

4. He probably wants to test drive his new

spaceship.

[no_hypocrisy]

5. * going to visit "The Mother Ship"?

n/t

[Gin]

6. Beam him up Scotty

gin

[radwriter0555]

7. "Ze Plane, Ze Plane!"

shrub trotting off after the little flashy lights....

[kcwayne]

8. Beam him up ET!

[Nay]

9. Is there someone we can call to get him abducted by aliens?

Preferably the aliens who use those anal probes?

[question everything]

10. Thanks, all for the laugh.

I knew that the great minds on this board would come up with the appropriate stories.

[GURUving]

11. I actually went to school there for a few years

nothing but rw nuts.

I remember being told in the late 70's when I trimmed my hair:

"Oh, you decided to join the human race? Don't bother."