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Fri May-14-04 02:47 PM
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| Breaking News! three techniques removed from list of interrogation methods |
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approved for use by U.S. troops in Iraq, sources tell CNN. Details soon.
Now folks, I gotta say that this is truly a hilarious banner headline on CNN online. Anybody got a guess what the 3 are?
er...how about no boinking in front of prisoners. Or maybe no finger pointing at their package while they masturbate...then again it might be keeping skanks like Lynndie England out of the holding area?
Who knows with these clowns!
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| BlueEyedSon
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Fri May-14-04 02:47 PM
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| 1. No smoking! that second-hand smoke is NASTY! |
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Fri May-14-04 02:48 PM
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| 2. Only fake electrodes are now permitted on genitals. |
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Can't use real ones anymore. }(
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| nothingshocksmeanymore
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Fri May-14-04 02:50 PM
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| 3. No photographing of torture as a means of intercepting info |
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is more likely than not number 1. :D
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| Minstrel Boy
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Fri May-14-04 02:59 PM
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| 4. glowsticks must be sanitized after each use |
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And wash your hands, soldier!
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Fri May-14-04 03:32 PM
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| 5. No "thumbs up" -- Mandatory oath of instant amnesia/eom |
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