What's * gonna do when Kerry comes to take occupancy of the White House?

[MoonRiver]

Poll question: What's * gonna do when Kerry comes to take occupancy of the White House?

[Cooley Hurd]

1. Chain himself to the radiator...

...and soil himself repeatedly.

[MoonRiver]

4. LOL!

How could I have missed that one!

[Bryan]

2. He'll be doped to the gills

I don't think it's outside the realm of possibility that he'll be put under heavy medication to keep him from making some kind of scene at the Inauguration. I'd also be willing to bet that Bar and Poppy will be on hand to keep him under control.

[MoonRiver]

3. I agree.

It will not be a pretty sight.

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. Military coup. He will not relinquish the reigns.

[Hokie]

6. Other, he will ask Karl and Dick what to do next..

...and call daddy and mommy and ask them to make it all better like they always do.

[RC]

7. Martial Law

If bu$h loses. Believe it. These criminals cannot afford to lose.

[Walt Starr]

9. Yup, I expect a terrorist attack AFTER the election, not before

November 15th or so. Martial law is delcared and the handover of power to Kerry will be "postponed" due to "national security concerns".

[Eye and Monkey]

10. Perhaps On Election Day. Take out a location in a blue state. "Trifecta"

Bush gets automatic martial law and a "win" by some new way of defining "countable votes".

Of course, if the "attack" takes out Kerry, then BushCo gets another "trifecta". And we know how much Junior loves to use that "trifecta" joke.

[Ironpost]

12. I say it will not be pleasent

It will be the first hostile transfer of power in the United States.

[MoonRiver]

13. It's an incredibly weird and scary thought.

But this coup has been in the planning stages for decades. The bushistas won't let go of it easily, imho.

[prole_for_peace]

8. he'll pretend that laura and himself aren't at home.

they'll whisper and duck behind furniture and hope that the people on the porch give up and go away

[Don_G]

11. He'll Be Escorted Out Of The White House By The SS

Carrying every "K" off of every keyboard in the place.

[Ironpost]

14. I remember that

about the Clinton's took all the w off of the key board. I wish they would have taken the damn keyboard itself. How in the hell did we get into this mess, I ask?