LOL!! "Militiaman" Freeper Posts His Picture...

[K8-EEE]

Don't worry we are all safe, the FR "militia" members are on the lookout!

OMG the picture posted on this thread cracked me up.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1146325/posts

Insane freeper comments about an intercepted plot by Swedish teenagers to pull a Columbine include the brilliant prediction that Michael Moore wouldn't do a movie about the foiled plot (???) and the equally brilliant "I thought they didn't believe in pre-emption!"

Hoo boy! Anyway...scroll down the the MilitiaMan pic, he's like from Central Casting!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWWW!

Almost as good as "morans"!

[PaDUer]

42. They've got the thread linked

to DU member gallery...lolol
To: Militiaman7
Since the Clymers are making fun of your picture, let's all see what they look like;
http://www.democraticunderground.com/gallery/

15 posted on 06/02/2004 2:35:14 PM EDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Proud member of the right wing extremist Neanderthals.)

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

69. Well I hope they see this then

[skypilot]

2. Exactly what I expected.

*

[JHB]

3. Love his sign

He didn't exactly go to much trouble to make it, did he? If I couldn't guess what it says, I'd never be able to read it.

[Old and In the Way]

4. "Without my walking stick.......I'd go insane"

[LastKnight]

5. thats what we are up against?

some hillbilly hobo gunfreak? how do these people have the support of half the nation?

-LK

[underpants]

7. Careful now he's a Killah- like a coiled cobra ready to STRIKE!!

:eyes:

[Gemini Cat]

21. Yes, he's a coiled cobra killah, alright!

Of doughnuts, candy bars, Pringles and lots and lots of Budweiser.

[libcurious]

17. Judging by

the last election, you are right. Half the nation know that the only thing that will stop tyrannt administrations, such as the last two, is for the people to be armed. Believe me, as the years pass, the administrations will continue to get worse.

[KAZ]

38. "tyrannt administrations, such as the last two".....

Care to explain that?

[libcurious]

44. Both

have been corrupt. Both have had major scandals. Both have used extreme military measures. Both have lied to save their skins. Both have stripped away at the Constitution depriving individuals of their rights.

[meow2u3]

6. Another domestic terrorist for Bush

:evilgrin:

[rkc3]

8. How is it

all the pictures on the freeper site are of fat dumbasses? Militiaman looks like he sat down at the all you can eat table and never left.

If this is what we're up against, it's a shame if Bush gets re-elected.

[demnan]

9. You can smell that man

right through the photo. Getting on an elevator with him would be fatal, especially after a 2-case night.

[Oddman]

48. LOL!

”bush is my hero, he gave me a $30 tax cut so I could get a case of beer”

[AntiCoup2K4]

64. And even with that $30 he couldn't get any GOOD beer?

Geezus, you should be able to get a case of just about any good beer for under $30, and you settle for Pabst Blue Ribbon :puke: :puke:

Give me real beer, or give me death :beer:

[hippiegranny]

10. can somebody just post the picture here?

i cannot stand to trouble my beautiful mind by visiting freeptardville.

[maggrwaggr]

39. right here, Granny

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b2df38b3127cce9c3088c539760000004610

hmmm, not sure why tha'ts not working, but it's a shutterfly site, not freeperville, if you click on it

[SoCalDem]

11. What his sign really said :)

[peekaloo]

12. Damn.....he looks like hidey-hole Saddam with his trophy gun in a knot

:evilgrin:

probably has his knickers in a twist, too.

[neebob]

29. Nah, it's hidey-hole Saddam's embarrassing cousin Floyd Hussein

[K8-EEE]

25. LOL!!

Nice to know the Ugly American stereotype is alive and well and being perpetrated across the globe by the Freeps!

[hippiegranny]

35. thanks!

what did the sign say before it was photoshopped? let me guess...

"I is a patridiot."

am i close?

[SoCalDem]

54. freerepublic.com......in pencil

or crayon??

and he did not "press hard" like teacher always said :)

[PaDUer]

43. Now they've featured 2 DU'ers

To: Hillarys Gate Cult


seperated at birth? The subway guy and the head moron at DU skinner.

20 posted on 06/02/2004 3:08:04 PM EDT by smadurski (I voted for kerry before I voted against him.)

[Taylor Mason Powell]

47. Well whaddayaknow?

This may be the very first time in history that I actually think some freeper has a point! They do look kinda sorta alike!

I think I need to lie down now.

[ronnykmarshall]

58. Skinner's cute!

[hippiegranny]

74. they do look alike

and so what? both are pretty good looking guys! altho, i expected skinner to look completely different! more like johnny depp or someone like that! haha

[LibertyorDeath]

53. Thanks for the laugh SoCalDem

[woofless]

13. Ya'll are making me just a tad uncomfortable with all the

references about how this asshole LOOKS. Frankly he looks a lot like me. Way too much. I think if you met me up at the Frosty you would not immediately jump to the conclusion that I am a Freeper idiot. I hope.

Woof

[CatWoman]

18. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, woofless

it's about the aura, baby!!!!

you would never emit freeper vibes.

:D

[woofless]

24. Well, THAT'S true!

Not only that I will spring for the first pint of Moose Drool Brown Ale. Any takers?

[K8-EEE]

28. Taker!

I'm sure it the moose drool looks a lot better on YOU than the militiaman, ha!

[woofless]

30. Ah yes. Moose Drool is ambrosia.

Brewed in Missoula, MT. Truly yummy.

[sendero]

59. Sounds...

.. yummy :)

[troublemaker]

71. That depends

Would you be carrying a sign on brown cardboard lettered in pencil?
(What's up with that? Haven't these guys heard of magic markers?)

[graham67]

14. Dueling banjos anyone?

Deliverance. 'Nuff said.

[Archae]

15. They are calling us "Clymers."

Whatever the hell a "Clymer" is.

And they posted our Gallery.

Hey Freepers! Look at Archae!
He actually ADMITS to being a ugly SOB! :-)

[neebob]

20. Yeah, what's a clymer?

[AntiCoup2K4]

22. Remember Adam Clymer, the "Major league asshole"

Or so the Chimp called him during the 2000 campaign.

Apparently we all work for the NY Times now, I guess. That's no fair. I wanted to work for the Washington Times and be bathed in the light that comes from the knowledge of Reverend Sun Myung Moon's perfect plan for us all.

(well not really, but watch the Freeps shit all over themselves with that one :evilgrin: )

[K8-EEE]

27. Oh brother....

I guess the never heard "consider the source." After all anyone that called that by Shrubby & his evil heh-heh-heh sidekick can't be all bad!

[slutticus]

76. Big time...

[RapidCreek]

37. Where is this gallery!

I wanna see it!

RC

[PaDUer]

55. here you go.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/gallery/

[ronnykmarshall]

60. oooooooo the freepers are looking at our gallery!

:scared:

[RapidCreek]

62. Thanks!

Maybe I'll submit mine.

RC

[ronnykmarshall]

63. My pic has a personal message to freepers:

[RapidCreek]

65. hehehehehe

Only thin keeping me from uploading mine (which I might do anyway) is I live in a real small town, populated predominantly by gun toatin fascists.

RC

[MoonRiver]

16. Brings to mind a bearded pot belly pig.

:eyes:

[mopaul]

19. JEEEEZ....he looks like ME!...........N/T

[K8-EEE]

31. Well, You Don't Travel The Globe Posing W/ Freeper Signage

I mean I ASSUME not...so I'll put you in the cute/cuddly/rustic category.

Also assuming you HEM YOUR PANTS.

[soup]

23. Nah...

If he was a TRUE militant activist, he'd get up there and straighten that gun out with his bare hands... with his bare hands, I tell ya.

But, no. He's just a sheeper who flipped his 'pleez help. I need a brane' sign over and penciled in the site's name so he wouldn't forget it.

[rumguy]

26. I think all that fat ass is good for is stuffing Krispy Kremes into his

gullett...

[BringEmOn]

32. The problem is obvious

With guns being an extension of their ED penises, the pistol barrel tied in a knot about says it all.

[neebob]

33. Now they're saying Skinner looks like the Subway diet dude

Save us from their horrible insults!

[shanti]

34. well

that's what happened when du'ers decided to make the gallery public. :shrug:

[K8-EEE]

36. MilitiaMan Does NOT Look Like The Subway Diet Dude!

or any diet dude!

[VolcanoJen]

49. You can still only find me in the "other" gallery.

Oh well... I'm not a public gallery gal, but we're still one helluva lot better looking than they are. :D

[shanti]

70. same here, volcanojen

i'm also in the private gallery and have no desire to be publicly broadcasted.

[MoonRiver]

52. Where's the photo album?

I looked around but can't locate it.

[PaDUer]

56. gallery....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/gallery/

[Rabrrrrrr]

41. They DO look quite a bit alike

Never noticed it, but it is similar.

Though I don't understand why they would think it's insulting to say that someone looks like the Subway guy. He's a handsome lad.

[yardwork]

40. Why do the freepers care about Sweden anyway?

I thought they disapproved of all them socialist countries in Old Europe.

[slor]

45. Are they all...

that hard on the eyes?

[PaDUer]

57. They're a bunch

of drunks..wonder how many fall off bikes?

[Catherine Vincent]

46. Geeze! Shave the beard and lose some weight!

[MrSlayer]

50. Dude looks like a bum.

It would be funny if people were handing him change. "Oh you poor thing, go buy a bottle of gin."

[Oddman]

51. Michigan or bust!

[graham67]

61. A little music?

http://www.video4clark.com/vidclips/Militiaman.wmv">Ode to Militiaman
5.6MB Windows Media format

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

66. You know what this reminds me of?

How rush (pigboy) once had a TV show. And Al Franken said a while back that that was a VERY bad idea. The people who listen to him should NEVER be shown. I remember catching it a few times (I had NO idea who he was, but caught on pretty quickly that he was a twisted, sick soul and stopped watching) and the camera would pan over the audience and it was damn SCARY.

So I guess that applies to freeperland, too. No surprise. Ugliness in the soul usually finds its way out.

[fishnfla]

67. Tubbybelly , that you?

you old useless sack of shit

[fishnfla]

68. Tubbybelly , that you?

you old useless sack of shit

[GregW]

72. Found another pic of a Freeper posting on FR

[Catherine Vincent]

75. LMAO!

:)

[slutticus]

77. Dude....

....seriously....i'm trying to eat lunch


:puke:

[truthbetold]

73. Whoa.

That's scary. And hilarious!
I've been checkin' out the DU Gallery and damn! We got some fine looking people here! ;)

[slutticus]

79. Is it just me...

...or are all DU ladies really really hot?

And I mean ALL of them...

[truthbetold]

80. Haha.

Couldn't tell ya, I've been checking out the men!

[slutticus]

82. HeeHee

Yeah....they're OK too!

[jpgray]

78. This is a little too petty for my tastes (nt)

[tjwash]

81. We were having fun with him yesterday....

Hey ladies, check it out! Your dream guy, courtesy of the Free Republic Personals...

[Catherine Vincent]

83. Kick! For the evening crowd...

Everybody look at post #72! Enjoy your dinner!:)

[Th1onein]

84. I think evolution passed him by........

eom

[Nevernose]

85. Wow. Skinner really DOES look like that guy from Subway.

It may very well be the first thing a Freeper has eer gotten right...