PARENTS: Ask your children to pronounce these words - Test them vs. Chimpy

[jackstraw45]

"Tyranny"

"Hundred"

"Nevada"

"Terror"

"secretary"

"business"

"window"

"nuclear"

"charismatic"


And, for extra credit, "Abu Ghraib" and "monsieur"

If they were able to read and pronounce ANY of these words properly, you can tell them:

"You have better reading skills than the President of the United States."

[LittleApple81]

1. What about "sorely?" People here thought he said "sort of"....

and "charismatic?"

[jackstraw45]

2. Yeah, I know there are many...just took a recent sample

of words the Chimp couldn't read.

Abu Gharib is the best because he had practiced the speech ALL day....

[Neecy]

3. here's one...

Don't forget the seriously challenging word "window".

[Nlighten1]

4. This would make a great campaign commercial

Shots of different children pronouncing words correctly that out president can't.

Oh my...

[jackstraw45]

6. A 60 minute commercial?

:)

Actually, that would be a HILARIOUS Moveon.org type of commercial contrasting a 5 year old pronouncing these words contrasted with the Shrub mispronouncing them.

Would be absolutely priceless and a nice companion piece to their earlier child labor commercial.

[RC]

5. Nuclear

The biggie.

[No Mandate Here.]

7. "Monsieur" Heh, Heh, smirk, smirk, snicker, snicker.

The laugh gives me the creeps.

[peekaloo]

8. secretary

not sek-i-tary

[Neecy]

9. test their diction as well

Have them say things that end with an "s" (e.g. 'weapons of mass destruction') without hissing like a poisonous snake and allowing the "s" to turn into a quasi-drunken "sh" sound.

It's easy, really, if the kids aren't drinking and/or drugging.

[arwalden]

10. He Pronounces "United" as "Uniah" (The Dumb Fuck)

[Divernan]

11. Please add "bidness" to the list.

As in the oil bidness or big bidness..

[DieboldMustDie]

12. Hey! A lot of people can't pronounce those words...

when they've had too much to drink. :beer:

[jackstraw45]

14. Bush left no Beer behind....

[this_side_up]

13. Letterman showed the clip

of him saying donor

[genius]

15. 100%

[jackstraw45]

16. Please post age(s) so we can compare with the Chimp

He's 57 years old.

And scored 0%. :)