Ronald Reagan Quotes: Funny Quotes by Former President Ronald Reagan
http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/quotethis/a/reaganquotes.htm"My fellow Americans. I'm pleased to announce that I've signed legislation outlawing the Soviet Union. We begin bombing in five minutes." –joking during a mike check before his Saturday radio broadcast
"We are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we're going to succeed."
"What we have found in this country, and maybe we're more aware of it now, is one problem that we've had, even in the best of times, and that is the people who are sleeping on the grates, the homeless who are homeless, you might say, by choice."
"How can a president not be an actor?" -when asked "How could an actor become president?'
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