mr. bush, mr. asscrack, please don't torture me

[mopaul]

i know you have the power, legally and willingly, to torture anyone you see as an insurgent in the global war on terror. i know you've protected yourselves legally from prosecution, and i just want to save you the trouble of torturing me personally. i don't have any information worth torturing me over.

and if it's a matter of my drawing funny pictures of the president while hiding under my bed, i'll stop all that if you'll just guarantee me there'll be no torture, o.k?

i'll do just about anything to avoid torture or another terror attack like the last one you rocked us with, so, let me know ahead of time if there's anything i should not do, or not say, to prevent my own personal self, and my own personal family from being tortured.

thanks.

mo

[jeff30997]

1. Hey,it's not torture,remember?

It's only amusing pranks!(Yes they scare me too). :scared: