whatever happened to osama?

[Bhaisahab]

just wondering... its been a while since he released his last LP. you think he's dead?

[mopaul]

1. .

[freetobegay]

2. I heard he's at the Reagan funeral

Pay his respects.

[Art_from_Ark]

9. If he's not appropriately dressed,

some people will raise a ruckus.

Decorum is important, you know!

[oblivious]

13. and to say thanks for everything

[Fovea]

3. I think he and elvis

are still in the studio working on the album.
Brian Jones won't stop fiddling with the arraingment.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

4. Who?

Was he in that punk band in the early 80s?

Oh, no WAIT he was in that slightly obscure (now) British comedy called "The Young Ones", right? Kinda surreal? He was the mean roommate who always wore sunglasses? No, too short.

OH, he was the weird guy who always had a different accent every time, right?

[the Kelly Gang]

5. Osama bin Laughin

[MrSlayer]

6. He's been in the freezer for a few years now.

They'll thaw him out just in time for the Election.

[jeff30997]

7. Osama? Who's that?

I've been living in a cave for the last 10 years and...Wait a minute! I think i know who your talking about! He's my next door neighbor!!!:)

[johncoby2]

8. Osama working on the Committee to ReAppoint the President

CRAP.

[Solly Mack]

10. It's not quite Osama time yet

Reagan has to be in the ground first..then...
........depending on how badly (for BushInc) the various investigations are going...we should see "New Tape from Osama" or "Osama this close || to Being Captured"... sometime between July and August.

Be patient......

[TheWizardOfMudd]

11. Osama misses the money and weapons Reagan used to give him . . .

. . . to fight the Soviets.

He must be terribly depressed.

On the other hand, he might have been captured for a year and he will be paraded around near the end of October.

[DaveSZ]

12. Reagan created Osama

He funded and armed him.

[opihimoimoi]

14. he be in the finest Hotels in Bali or someplace sim

sipping those drinks with tiny umbrellas in them

[leftofthedial]

15. Osama who?

He's probably in the casket with Ronnie's freeze-dried corpse.

[Zorra]

16. Maybe he left the US on a plane with the rest of his family the day after

the WTC was attacked. He's probably just hanging out with his family in one of their palaces, enjoying the profits from one of the family's joint business ventures with the BFEE.