Why wont Chimp Boy speak live?

[spanone]

CNN just said that they can't bring the president live. What the hell is that? So how do we know if it will be edited or not. I do not trust this administration for one freakin second.

[leftofthedial]

1. is this a rhetorical question?

this is a domestic issue and not his concern.

What do you think the Executive Branch is, some sort of government program?

[bpilgrim]

2. because he can't

he is moran and this is a real crisis and they can't afford any of the missteps that he is sure to produce.

peace

[LiberalFighter]

29. Correct spelling is moron

I've seen too many on this site used the incorrect spelling

[Brian Sweat]

32. Around here, the correct spelling is "MORAN."

[AWD]

36. Somebody wanna show the picture???

LiberalFighter, there's a reason we spell it "moran"....somebody will post the picture soon, and you'll understand.

[bpilgrim]

39. here ya go...

more...
http://bbs.globalfreepress.com/coppermine

:hi: AWD

peace

[liberalmuse]

3. He needs to raise dough...

screw the American people. Let them fend for themselves.

[ComerPerro]

4. because he is a tool

.

[ComerPerro]

6. and a moron

.

[spanone]

9. Thats Moran!!!!!!

[ComerPerro]

14. Thank you, my mulletted friend

Anyone have that picture?

[spanone]

17. I have it on the bulletin board at work!

[VolcanoJen]

19. Ask and ye shall receive, ComerPerro!

[spanone]

21. Thank You !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Catshrink]

25. What's the difference between moron and moran?

I say Jr. is a moron, plain and simple.

[LiberalFighter]

30. Again... correct spelling is moron

nt

[Brian Sweat]

33. Get a brain! Moran

[tkmorris]

37. Hmm

Shouldn't that read " The correct spelling is moron?

Oh and by the way, liberals as a whole tend to find peaceful solutions to issues rather than dropping daisycutters on them. Does that make "LiberalFighter" an oxymoran? Excuse me, an oxymoron :)

In other words, lighten up already. It's a pun based upon an apparent mispelling on a sign, the picture itself is present in this very thread.

Meanwhile, have one on me :) :beer:

[Brian Sweat]

40. That brings up an interesting question

Is LiberalFighter a liberal who fights or someone who fights liberals.

[ComerPerro]

7. and a liar

:kick:

[diplomats]

5. Probably because he's speaking at a fund-raiser

which is an embarrassing juxtaposition for the WH.

[spanone]

8. He's supposed to talk to reporters...

[Cha]

10. he's sticking with the "fundraiser" instead of giving encouragement

however False to the muriken people? What a blatant jerk! :grr:

[SoCalDem]

He's a BUSY guy...sheeeeez

stuffing money in your pants takes a lot outta a guy, and he already spoke at Miramar.. His battery has to re-charge..

and maybe he got Karen's machine when he called her today to see what he should say..

Give the guy a break

[DemocratSinceBirth]

11. That's A Silly Question

Simian behavior hasn't evolved to the point of speaking

[Lefty48197]

12. He's waiting for William Kristol

to finish writing his political response to this human crisis, just like he did while flying around on 9-11-01.
I wonder what "energy secretary" Spence Abraham has to say about this? I'm guessing that his response will be that more nuke plants and ANWR drilling will solve everything.

[spanone]

13. CNN just said he's in a place they can't WHAT

THEY CAN SHOVE A CAMERA UP YOUR ASS AND THEY CAN'T GET ONE NEXT TO GEORGE?

[spanone]

15. They are sobering him up. Hot coffee, cold shower.

[RC]

16. Sobering him up?

Incompetent administration. Can't they plan crisis any better than this?

[Zero Gravitas]

18. Let them use cake for power

[mandyky]

20. No press allowed at fundraisers -

they might overhear another energy deal with Enron, or see Bush on stage with a Saudi prince or something like that!

[never cry wolf]

34. Gawd,

I love you DU-ers. LOL!

[PurityOfEssence]

22. For...precisely the reason you want him to...

Until someone composes it for him, he doesn't know what he "thinks".

I wonder how he found out? Suppose someone wrote it on the memo of a big campaign donation check?

OOOH...just saw the taped statement. Hey Junior, it's not a "rolling" blackout. (This guy just collages together boilerplate phrases without the least sense of what they mean.) He looks bewildered, twitchy, self-conscious and totally lost. Couple that with the bad bookcase in the background and the fact that he's radically overlit and it's flaring badly, and he looks just not-ready-for ANYTIME. Oh, yeah, he's said so all along (about the grid meaning to be modernized) hasn't he? How can anybody be fooled by this nobody? How?! Must...stop...must...get...back to work.

Hey guys, is he ripped again? Geez.

Note to self: buy barfshield for keyboard.

[spanone]

23. It's obvious now

[Skittles]

24. yeah, I saw him

Painful. What a dipshit. uhhh uhh uhhhhh; what an ass.

[Catshrink]

26. Which is more animated,

what we see in his "response" or his likeness at Madame Tussaud's?

[HawkerHurricane]

27. The Audio-animotronic version at Disneyworld

At least it LOOKS like it MIGHT be thinking...

[Maccagirl]

28. What is it with this "we" are coping crap?

This isn't about you *!!!! Go to your bleeping fundraiser and leave us alone!!!

[LiberalFighter]

31. What is the point of him speaking?

If most of the Northeast is on a blackout doesn't that mean there isn't any power?

So is he trying to calm the ones not in the blackout or in the blackout?

If in the blackout how will they watch the broadcast?

[Brian Sweat]

35. I'm tellin' ya, the boy was completely lit when the shit hit the fan.

They had to give him a couple of hours to dry out and even then he was too lit to go live.

[Upfront]

38. What did dim-son know?

I sometimes wonder if the p-nac boys even bother to tell him what they are going to do. He would not understand it anyway.