Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 911 Oscar Speech......

[ShaneGR]

The following is what Michael Moore should say.....

Wow, god bless America! Before I thank all of the people who helped to make sure the people could actually see this film, I want to thank, sincerely, the organizations and individuals who tried to STOP people from seeing it. Starting with one of the largest distributors in the nation, and funneling down to right-wing censorship groups, a large-scale campaign to stop this film was formed. I have to say, without your help in publicizing the film, none of this would have been possible. Everytime you tried to block it by stopping distribution, complaining to theatres who were showing it, or otherwise just harassing free americans for exercising their fundamental rights to see it you helped to increase the groundswell of support the film had.

So, thanks!

[Sabriel]

1. And I'd also like to thank...

the United States voters for voting * out of office....

[lovedems]

2. As a great joke, he should nominate the chimp for "Best Actor"

for his role in the film! I am sure making those faces before announcing to the world we were going to attack Iraq was "a role he came by naturally!"

He couldn't have made this documentary without the help of GWB!

[ClassWarrior]

3. Show your gratitude...

...to the cinemas showing this important film!! See: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x1786631

[checks-n-balances]

4. "And I'd also like to thank those who've apologized for booing my last

acceptance speech. I'll admit I didn't get very many apologies, and some of the ones I received said just didn't like my delivery, but they did admit that I was right in the first place!"

Edited for grammar correction.