Man, I hate Ann Coulter!!!!

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That woman has got to have a rod up her ass or something. She is the meanest, nastiest, piece of shit trollop I have ever seen or heard. And arguing with a Puke about how "hot" she is (NOT!!!) is almost the kind of argument that you want to sit and wash every bit of yourself with a wire brush just to get the thought of her out of your mind.

How can puke men say she's hot? She's an anorexic bimbo who spews out more filth than the New York City sewage system, and these birdbrains are ga-ga over her. I mentioned (once again, mind you) that she looks like a man in drag and I was told I needed psychotherapy. Yeah sure--I replied, the ones who need psychotherapy are the ones who thinks she's beautiful.

I dunno.....am I missing something? Beauty might indeed encompass some level of physical attractiveness, but the true beauty is the one with the soul to match. And honestly, I think she's too skinny, too manly looking, too abrasive to ever be considered hot under even the worst circumstances, like being stranded on a desert island alone with her. The fact that I'm a woman really doesn't enter into the argument--I'd cut her throat before I'd put up with her for too long.

Anyhow, just wanted to vent. One of the pub idiots posts her column every single week on one of the boards I'm on, and it drives me completely insane to the point where I would love to tell her to go to hell--even though I know she's bound for the nether regions anyhow.

[StClone]

1. Intelligence and Truth are beautiful

The alternative is a douche bag named Coulter.

[amjsjc]

2. Dude, just ignore her...

She's a conniving, self serving bitch who is specifically trying to make money by pandering to the most ignorant know nothing Republicans. If those same people are stupid enough to want to sleep with her that's there problem. If you start complaining about her then she's won...

[AlCzervik]

3. She's not worthy of your energy

every time she pisses you off she wins. If Anne were a liberal or say an actual human being do you think these same people would find her attractive? I think not.

[FranzFerdinand]

4. you're giving puke men too much credit...

she's no Liz Phair ;)

[Rick Myers]

5. Just tell them the truth!!!

She's a MAN, baby!!!

[Tosca]

6. Anthrax

/How can puke men say she's hot? She's an anorexic bimbo who
/spews out more filth than the New York City sewage system,

She's always reminded me of a starving hyena with chemical balls for breasts.

Wait till she's 50, oy. Hopefully, she won't be in the public by then. She'll go the way of Joe McCarthy and drink herself to death.

[walldude]

8. Hehe, yup as soon as

her good looks fade the Neo-Cons will be done with her. While I think she looks good till she opens her mouth I can see where Neo-Cons would think she's a hottie. Makes you wonder with her values and Neo-Con good looks why she's still single. Maybe she's in the closet...

[mitchtv]

10. Rush is single again

He likes Adam's apple sex

[Tosca]

13. Paula Jones??

Can anyone say Paula Jones?

She was the neocons favorite, until she was no longer useful.
Then....flush.....down....the....turlet.

[AlCzervik]

14. Thats a good example

she and Linda Tripp.

[MoonRiver]

7. 'Man' Coulter just wants to be one.

Its called "penis envy".

[mitchtv]

9. You ever see her on Bill Maher?

the audience laughs at her.Her 'theories' get more laughs than Bill does. I think she is a perfect example of conservative logic.

[LTR]

11. The most pathetic statement on Maher...

...was when she defended Bush's ill-advised aircraft carrier stunt. She claimed Bush actually landed the helicopter. :wow:

Even her friend Maher thought she was nuts.

[DenaliDemocrat]

12. Take a look at her audience

Most her male fans were the same guys who could not get laid in a monkey whore-house with a bushel of bannanas all through high-school, college, and young adulthood. Ann Coulter is just another Vaseline fantasy in their minds!!!

[jdj]

17. Yes. Pity them. Pity them.

The truth is that these folks are desperate for a hottie they can call their own, and they have to take what they can get. George Carlin said it best: "Have you ever noticed that women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to f@ck anyway?"

I'm female, so I can quote him on that.

It's the same with Laura Ingraham. I didn't know who she was for the longest time, and they raved about her like she was Pamela Anderson, and then when I saw her I was stunned. She looks like Greta Van Sustern's younger sister. Nothing, all skinny and plain. That is how desperate they are. The only legitimate hottie they have is Shannen "barracuda teeth" Doherty.

Oops. I forgot Bo Derek. We'll grant them that one. Kathy Ireland said something the other day that made me think she is a puke. But we've got Wonder Woman. Lynda Carter said if she could use the truth lasso on one person it would be George W. Bush. That was awesome.

[thebigidea]

15. oh, but she's such a good German

http://www.terminalproduct.com/puppetcoulter.mp3

[Warpy]

16. I'm too busy feeling sorry for her to hate her

I mean, honestly, can you imagine living in the narrow, nasty, ugly little world she inhabits? Can you imagine living on cigarettes and bile? She's obviously starving for more than food. She is utterly without empathy and insight, a completely blind human being who will never know just how she comes across to anyone but the type of shallow male who will make her invisible when she turns 40.

I also feel sorry for her because I know evil invariably registers itself in one's appearance. She has some conventional attractiveness right now (as long as her mouth is closed and her Adam's apple still), but we all know it won't last.

Mostly I feel sorry for her because I know she will never be able to realize she needs help and be able to ask for it.

[Cleita]

18. She's crazy! What's not to love? Not her! But hate?

She's a wacko. Do a google some night and you will be amazed how many conservative websites you hit don't wan't her to speak for them. She's almost our friend because she is making them look so bad.