Bush Boilerplate - how Republicans go back for seconds and thirds on BS

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chimpy@skypilot > Bush_speech -program "welfare" -desired_state "work"

It's stuck" and "there's too much politics in Washington on this," said Bush. "Congress needs to get the ${PROGRAM} bill to my desk. It's a bill that will encourage ${DESIRED_STATE}. It will encourage compassionate programs."

Is it me, or does it often seem that Bush is a robot running a UNIX shell script when he speaks? This particular piece of boilerplate bullshit was delivered to members of his own party in order to ask them for more money because he spent most of the last batch putting much of this exact same bullshit on television that the general public received with more appropriate skepticism. The former group are people with money, who are supposedly smart enough to know better, but apparently enjoy being fed bullshit by the current CEO of bullshit. The latter group, ironically, seems to recognize bullshit much more readily. Figure that out.