It's 2007 - Bush Releases His Memoirs as Ex Prez

[heidiho]

What is the title? How many pages? How many copies does it sell?

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[teach1st]

1. The Very Busy President

12 pages
Not only will it be a best seller, but it will win mutliple awards for children's literature.

[DenverDem]

2. 30 page comic book with busholini depicted as Captain America.

Sells so few copies, most of the run is recycled as mulch.

[disinfo_guy]

3. "Everything I know about foreign policy I learned from My Pet Goat"

[Hawkeye-X]

4. Tales from the Prison

[lovedems]

5. 10 page coloring book with Bible verses.

It can't get more difficult then that.

[Vickers]

6. It's called "George W. Bush: Murkin"

And it'll be in the Dollar Tree within a month.

[daa]

7. What book

He can't read or write or talk. The book on tape would sound like Elmer Fudd.

[Cyrano]

8. Ex prez puts out memoir from Leavenworth

but it stops short of the day he and his cohorts were frog-marched out of the White House to stand trial for war crimes and crimes against humanity.

[Tim4319]

9. The title would be Bush-nocchio

The more he lies, the closer is eyes will come together and the more his head will bounce. And at the end, the strings will get cut, and the puppet master Dick Cheney will throw him out with the garbage.

[booksenkatz]

10. The only thing I know about it is that it will be

penned by Karen "Marbles-in-her-Mouth" Hughes.

[zbdent]

11. "It's Clinton's Fault"

subtitled "How I tried to save America from greatness"

[BurtWorm]

12. A Charge to Detonate

64 pages. Richard Mellon Scaife and the Religious Right will buy enough bulk copies to get it on the NY Times best seller list for at least one week.

[Connie_Corleone]

13. Book title would be

"My War" with a complimentary signed in blood copy of "My Pet Goat".

[Sabriel]

14. National Lampoon's Presidential Vacation

"So, some stuff happened in the country, so then I went on vacation. After I came back, some more stuff happened, and then they sent me on vacation again. It was a lot of fun. I had fun. I like to vacation. A lot. I bet you like to vacation. Do you?

[Don_G]

15. A "Curious George" Coloring Book?

With a ten page spread on evildoers?