Waiting in the Rain for Clinton's Book

[SoDesuKa]

People waited in the rain to buy Clinton's memoirs. Nobody will wait in the rain to buy Bush's book because nobody will believe he wrote it. In fact nobody will believe he read it.

Bush's memoirs, written by a staff member, will reflect his cartoon-like understanding of the world. There will be lots of pictures, along with balloon captions to show what people are thinking. In case Bush might want to read aloud from his own book, there won't be any big words for him to stumble over.

[LTR]

1. What the hell would Bush's book be about anyway?

"Dubya: My Life As A Front Man"

[LibDemAlways]

2. It will be a comic book

and a few hard core freepers will line up to have their copies stamped with the chimp's "X."