What will this year's G.O.P. Convention be like? Will Osama drop by?

[mopaul]

will they have all black entertainers for three days in front of an all white audience like last time? will chaka khan and her group yell to all the rednecks to get up and boogie?

that was a bizarre spectacle, and i'm sure they'll have another one this year. will they produce an anti michael moore documentary? will they have ali the armless boy who we so compassionately fitted with new arms? will they roll saddam out in a cage, king kong style? will a man dressed as osama rush the president only to be shot in the heart by bush with his saddam pistol?

any damn thing could happen, and they are having it near ground zero, where all the ghosts of those bush had murdered can join in the raucous merriment. what highlights can we expect from the grand old partiers?

[Morning Dew]

1. holographic Reagans

just like Obiwan Kenobi... passing the torch to W. And Cheney will dress up like Yoda.

[mopaul]

2. rummy as the evil emperor, saddam in his darth vader getup

i can see it all now. and a giant reagan head balloon floating over the slobbering crowd, pink floyd style

[donhakman]

3. IT should be police state tactics at its best

[mopaul]

4. the security will be a nightmare at BOTH conventions

things are so heated this year, i expect extra tension and dread.