Teacher (23-y/o blond bombshell) "Cheneys" 14 y/o student.

[DemoTex]

On Keith Olberman tonight. She is, evidently, in the slammer in the Bu$h-controlled Banana Republic of Florida. She is from Tampa. She "Cheney-ed" said student twice: Once in her SUV and once at school. Said student bragged to his cousin, who reportedly drove the "Cheney-vehicle," that the teach was hot for his bod. Evidently his boasts were right on the money. His experience adds another meaning to the WSJ term, Lucky-Ducky (which happens to rhyme with "Cheney," if you know what I mean Vern).

BTW: The psychologist Keith had on his show was Pepper Swartz. That cracked me up too. Almost like Jon Stewart or the Onion. Pepper Swartz! Black Pepper.

[harrison]

1. Did the psychologist think that a 14 year old could be emotionally

damaged by being cheneyed by an older woman? Speaking strictly, when I was 14 I prayed to Allah every night to please send the church choir director into my room at midnight so I could cheney her. Alas, she never showed up. I think I was psychologically damaged because she didn't show up and cheney me.

[mike1963]

3. Ah...you were Granny's Whorehoused...

:D

[AntiCoup2K4]

2. I dream of all the education that I missed... But then my homework was....

....never quite like this!!

Hot For Teacher

Written by:
David Lee Roth,Edward Van Halen,
Michael Anthony, Alex Van Halen.
© 1983 Van Halen Music ASCAP.
All Rights Reserved.
---
spoken:
"Oh wow, man !"
"Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year ?"
"My butt, man !"
T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see ?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool.
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,
teacher needs to see me after school.
Chorus:
I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
spoken:
"Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back !"
"I brought my pencil"
"Gimme something to write on, man"
I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.
I know about this school.
Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?
How did you know that golden rule ?
chorus
(guitar solo)
"Oh man, I think the clock is slow"
"I don't feel tardy"
"Class dismissed"

[LTR]

4. Poor kid will need years of therapy

to wipe that smile off his face!

Is it just me, or does this sound too much like a Penthouse letter?

[mike1963]

5. The story's true...check www.tampatrib.com it was there yesterday

and Mac doesn't make stuff up. I gar-an-tee!
;-)

[LTR]

7. And I couldn't even get girls to talk to me when I was 14

Let alone hot 23 year old teachers who wanted to have sex with me.

[DemoTex]

11. Hell Karl, who could make this shit up?

The late-night comedians have another windfall.

[PaDUer]

6. The chic with the

dysfunctional husband, so she said. Must be that "hot" summer!

[Ilsa]

8. The woman is a Barbie doll!

Seriously, she was wearing some body-conscious clothing in the clip on TV. I wonder if her attorney is going out to buy her some duddly clothes to play down her rack a wee bit.

(I've been using "Cheney-off!" all day.)

[PaDUer]

9. here she is

Debra Beasley Lafave - Photos courtesy WTSP-TV Tampa

Full story--
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/florida/news-article.aspx?storyid=20699

[uhhuh]

10. Once again

The double standard is celebrated.

Of course, if this was a hot young male teacher who was boinking his 14 yr old student, I'm sure people here would be waxing on about how lucky she was to get to fulfill the fantasies of many teenage girls.

This is still rape and child abuse, which is evidenced by the fact that she is in jail. It is also an abuse of power by someone in authority over a group of young people.

I saw pictures of her. She was attractive. Does that make what she did ok?

[DemoTex]

12. Nothing makes what she did "OK."

If she did the crime she should do the time. But it is fodder for a diversion in our usual banter here at DU. Sorry, that is just the way this story is.