Is the TO Globe the only paper to have a poet? (poem about hair)

[Hoping4Change]

Head of State By JOHN ALLEMANG


It's come to this: John Edwards' hair

Is what will give George Bush a scare.

Forget Iraq, the Kenneth Lays --

It's really Cheney's bad-hair days

That terrify the White House hawks

And make them fear that Edwards' locks

Will be the needed campaign fix

To sway the uncommitted hicks.

It's fine to say a running mate

Must be the most skilled candidate

To step in when a leader dies,

And not the one with bedroom eyes


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