What is wrong with B*sh's face?

[LiberalEsto]

Unfortunately I saw Boy George on tv yesterday, babbling about terra. Normally I try to shield my innocent eyes from such sights.

B*sh's eyes were glittering strangely. One side of his mouth was curved up in what, I suppose, passes for a smile among his species.

The other side of his mouth curved down like the theatrical mask of tragedy.

Has he had a stroke? Did his botox fail? He looked positively demented.

Does anyone here have a diagnosis?

[terrya]

1. He's boozing it up again, it sounds like. eom

[SoDesuKa]

2. The Influence of Cheney

Cheney smiles only on one side of his mouth, it's all he can muster. Perhaps Bush has acquired Cheney's mannerisms. Things are not looking up for either one of them.

[WyLoochka]

3. Norman Mailer's face comments

after seeing F 9/11: “The real story was in the faces. All those faces on the Bush team. What you saw was the spiritual emptiness of those people. Bush has one of the emptiest faces in America. He looks to have no more depth than spit on a rock. It could be that the most incisive personal crime committed by George Bush is that he probably never said to himself, “I don’t deserve to be president.” You just can’t trust a man who’s never been embarrassed by himself. The vanity of George W. stands out with every smirk. He literally cannot control that vanity. It seeps out of every movement of his lips, it squeezes through every tight-lipped grimace. Every grin is a study in smugsmanship.”

[dbt]

4. He's just shedding his skin, like snakes have been doing for eons.

Nothing to worry about, really. The skin has simply pulled loose from one side of his face, thus leaving it unresponsive to muscle impulses that would otherwise result in a full smile. Give him 24 hours and he'll be back to his jolly old self.

Except for the eyes.

:evilgrin:
dbt

[Libby2]

5. What's wrong with Bush's face?

It's ugly and evil......evil is as evil does.