Chimpy confused by Iowa banana

[Bluebear]

[democracyindanger]

1. High-larious

You get the prize for the day.

[sangh0]

2. I've gone back and forth into this thread three times

and each time, I can't help but laugh

[Old and In the Way]

3. "Are you sure? It don't taste like no banana I've had."

[MikeG]

4. Does this go up my ass?

[gatlingforme]

22. HEE HEE

[Lautremont]

5. I never noticed how corrugated his forehead was.

And did he take a bite of that thing without cooking it? Is that a normal thing?

[Bluebear]

35. Like a cardboard box!

[Swamp Rat]

6. "You gotta be kiddin'?! Without K-Y?"

"Hey boy! Go to Limo One and get me a tube of K-Y!"

[displacedtexan]

7. I've been practicing headlines lately...

Iowa Banana Confuses Bush

Bush Confused by Iowa Banana

[neuvocat]

8. Its an Iowa Bananna Phone!!!

[tibbiit]

9. How about

For one ungaurded moment Bush's facade slipped and he revealed his true intent-- Amerika, Bend Over!
tib

[Obamarama]

10. Weapon of Maize Destruction.....

What a corny picture.....

Nothing the man says contains a kernel of truth...

Aw, Shucks...just another weed in the cornfield...

His brashness is a-MAIZE-ing.....

[roguevalley]

11. he's using a visual aid to co-opt Theresa Heinz-Kerry's bon mot.

[tridim]

12. Milking that corn vote until the very last second..

Just get on the plane whistle-ass.

[Bluebear]

13. Oh for corn sake- you know he'll toss it the minute he's aboard

"Suckers! I mean shuckers!"

[Lisa]

14. childishly delighted by those "Iowa bananas" ...

Why am I reminded of "The Log Lady" from the "Twin Peaks" series?

[Bluebear]

18. A private 747 jumbo jet for every corn farmer!

nt

[jmowreader]

27. A strange coincidence

Look at this picture of Whistle-Ass with the ear of corn:



Is it not reminiscent of the photo of Saddam holding up his Kalashnikov?

[montana_hazeleyes]

15. LOL

OMG- that's too funny.

[UdoKier]

16. LOL - like Bush has even a passing familiarity with the Constitution!

I would have used "chimp" rather than "Chimpy", but very funny.

[NewYorkerfromMass]

17. His posture is absolutely HORRIBLE

the man is a human slouch.

[stevedeshazer]

19. Rougher than a cob

They don't say that for nothing. :)

[moondust]

20. "Shove it."

[Batgirl]

21. lips even more pursed than usual

"where's Karen with the fucking floss?"

[KansDem]

23. "Whadda mean it's supposed to be cooked?!"

on edit: apologies to Lautremont (post no. 5)

[MrPresident]

24. Funny Corn Captions

<a href="http://politics.hesswebdesign.com"><img src=""></a>

<a href="http://politics.hesswebdesign.com"><img src=""></a>

[Bluebear]

28. Perfecto

[newyawker99]

29. Hi MrPresident!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Bluebear]

30. Yes! Welcome to DU!

Missed your count there, always good to have MrPresident with us!

[Bullshot]

33. "Whadya mean you've been taking one of these to bed, Laura?"

[ElsewheresDaughter]

25. ummm tostones!

[a kennedy]

26. This HAS to go in the dubya photo file doesn't it???

He's such a shmuck.....I heard his drivel today in Minnesota....I can not stomach his delivery of a prepared speech and when he tries to ad-lib, if you can call them ad-libs. He kept saying farmers and ranchers. NO, there are NO ranches in Southern Minnesota. Stupid idiot!!

[BensMom]

31. Kick Just Because n/t

.

[QC]

32. The best goofy Bush picture EVER!!

:kick:

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

34. Hey c'mon Pickles come back. I was just kidding! n/t

[TrogL]

36. Maybe he's thinking of shoving it up his ass

Don't mind me. I'm quoting Ahknaten.