Caption Whistle-Ass on 9/11 about to crap his pants

[MikeG]

[CatWoman]

1. has it only been three years? he sure has aged a lot.

[mark11727]

11. They ALL do, really.

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. "Hey! They said they'd just fly CLOSE to the buildings...."

[RobertSeattle]

3. Mr. President, the Nation is Under Attack, and Rove already has plans

on how we can poltically capitalize on it.

[Twillig]

4. "Mr. pRresident, there is a drawing--

of two dark-skinned people behind you. We should leave now. There's something interesting on the television, anyway."

[MikeG]

6. Think that drawing has made it to E-Bay yet?

[lunarboy13]

14. That's a good point...

I bet if they haven't yet, a few teachers are scrambing to find them...

[SemiCharmedQuark]

5. "There is a serious danger then...

send someone to recover my coloring books from the oval office. "

[xcmt]

7. Caption

"A White House aide helps President Bush read some of the more difficult words in My Pet Goat, the morning of the 9/11 attacks. AP"

[louis-t]

8. shrub's own caption

Here's Card-Man telling me about the 'really bad pilot' I saw on the tellie on the way in. Here's me trying not to frighten the children and projecting calm. Don't I look calm? WELL DON'T I!!!!!?

[myomy]

9. Where did those headlights come from?

.

[aquart]

10. "Pssst. Your fly is open and the kids can see it."

Because he knew we were under attack BEFORE he walked into the classroom.

[TrustingDog]

12. "Andy, you're such a Card,... like, duh, sure we're under attack..."

[lunarboy13]

13. The second one....

Card Whispers: " Mr. President, a second commercial airplane has just struck the World Trade Center..."

Bush thinks hard to himself: A second plane? How could...? Why would pilots just...? Those damn American Airlines pilots! Probably union folk! My daddy always told me those union people would try to undermine me and my corporate buddies. I know what I'll do, I'll fire them all! I'll abolish unions forever!

Hmmm, I should probably run that idea past Dick first. He didn't like that first idea I had. He thought sneaking some coke into Senator Byrd's coffee would kill him. I mean, why not? I'm the President of the United States! Besides, I still have a pretty good line on the stuff. A good line...Hee-yuk...that's a good one...Wait! Don't smile, don't let them think this is funny. Be serious...

But wait....what if it wasn't the union pilots...What if...What was that guy's name, Richard? Richard Clark? What was he goin' on and on and on about? Some guy named Al Kada? Al Kada was out to get us? What if it was this Al Kada fella and some of his friends...Oh crap! People will say I didn't do my job! Dick is gonna be so mad!

Wait! How do I do my job? Where's Dick? Where's Condi? Oh crap, where's my daddy!

This is so damn iconic...or is it ironic? Anyway...I won this damn thing in Florida and now I'm gonna lose it in Florida....Damn you Richard Clark! And damn you Al Kada!

[Cat Atomic]

15. Mr. Shaw... Mr. Raymond Prentiss Shaw...