Max Cleland's War Wounds Are Fake

[louis c]

A developing story on a right wing web site cites proof that former Senator and Viet-Nam Veteran Max Cleland really has all his arms and legs.

"We are sick and tired of this fake sympathy for this Fraud", said a Viet-Nam Vet from Texas.

Story developing.


http://wethinkyouwillfallforfuckinganything.com/htm.

[A_Possum]

1. LOL, an inspired URL n/t

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. Ooh oh oh ..and don't forget to check out Senator Inouye's faked wounds

[cthrumatrix]

22. the rumor is that Micheal Moore caused his wounds....(sarcasm off)

[fishface]

3. bwahhahaaaaaaa

sweet...

[Must_B_Free]

4. And Trent Lott's hair is REAL!

[Gold Metal Flake]

5. That URL is available, BTW, along with these alternatives:

wethinkyouwillfallforfuckinganything.net
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wethinkyouwillfallforfuckinganything.tc
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wethinkyouwillfallforfuckinganything.name

[Reverend_Smitty]

6. Thats right...

how do you know he's just not sitting on his legs? and his missing arm... clearly tucked inside his shirt.

You are not fooling anyone Sen Cleland, now stop using that wheelchair for political gain

<sarcasm off/>

[King Coal]

7. They were self-inflicted.

I'll probably have to smoke a turd in hell just for kiddin' around about that. B-)

[Reverend_Smitty]

8. Thats what "Man Coulter" said...

I believe "she" said, he picked up a live grenade on his own belt after partying all night long with his buddies.

Simply revolting :puke:

[louis c]

13. If you're interested

That piece of shit coulter did say those dispicaple things about Max.

In the same article, she tries to humilate Union members who performed heroically on Sept. 11, 2001.

This article sets a new low in jounalism.

Real link:

httm://www.anncoulter.org/columns/2004/021104e.htm

[King Coal]

23. All I can say is, "My God".

[Insomnicole]

11. It's true!

The special effects team behind "Forrest Gump" has been hard at work "digitally erasing" Cleland's limbs whenever he appears in public. Someone needs to alert Drudge about this BREAKING NEWS!

[Reverend_Smitty]

12. So you're saying that Max Cleland...

is really Lt. Dan? I think we might be onto something here :think:

[spanone]

9. It's a big old goofy world

[DancingBear]

10. Cleland is a very clever contortionist

He folds his appendages underneath - for effect.

Last week he was seen bowling.

[louis c]

14. kick

[terrya]

15. Um...several million people saw Cleland at the Democratic Convention.

In a wheelchair...plainly showing that he is missing both legs and one arm (I believe it's his right arm, if I'm not mistaken)

This is obviously the most ignorant story around.

[louis c]

16. It's sarcasm, my dear, sarcasm

[Jack Rabbit]

17. Tasteless, but funny

It definitely gets the point across that there is no low to which the Bushies won't stoop in their pursuit of power.

[birdbrain]

18. In the tasteless but funny vein...

http://www.eel.nu/index.php?option=content&task=view&id=27&Itemid

Too funny. Disclaimer: may contain sarcasm.

[buycitgo]

19. reading that now

laughing my ASS off, and I'm just to the point where she tosses his business card in the trash

this guy can WRITE

thanks for that site!

KILLER

[buycitgo]

20. here

Anyway, I was about to board and noticed how fine one of the stewardesses was. I mean she was fine. She had legs that went all the way up. You know how these stewardesses are anyway - total cockhounds. It's something about working in that air pressure at 30,000 feet that turns their brains slutty. I walked up to her and handed her my boarding pass.

"Hey there. Your hat is rad." I said with a smile. "Say, did you drop this?"

I tossed my business card on the ground and picked it up, handing it to her. Christ, it was smooth. Then she mentioned something about 'being married' and threw it in the trash. Married my ass. What a stupid bitch! I headed towards the gate.

As I entered the plane, that's when I first noticed it. My Arabar, or Arab-radar, was going batshit crazy. I looked behind me, and counted no less than four dark-skinned men who appeared to be of Middle-eastern descent. Then two more entered and walked over to my right. They nodded to one another and took their seats. I didn't like this one bit. I'm not a racist or anything, but something about these people and airplanes don't mix. Why not just make them sit in the back of the airbus so the crew can keep an eye on them? I took my seat, but decided to keep an eye on them.

[buycitgo]

21. where in Alexandria?

I used to live in Arlington

did lots of contracting in old town.......King street

ever heard of Mr. Ray.....fat old prick who owned a bunch of places on King Street and around

Ray Giovannoni

his AHole son Ricky may have taken over since he gacked

worked at his house, too

what a PRICK