Osama bin Laden speaks...

[Sephirstein]

I think we've found our terrorist mastermind. Apparently he's taken on the guise of James Cross, a fictional senator in a political simulation.

(Response to the current situation with Chief Injustice Roy Moore.)

"And it too should be ignored. If they remove it, God will punish those soliders of Satan.

Say goodbye to America, because it is dying faster and faster each day we allow these Athiest soliders of Satan to have their way."

[mandyky]

1. Anyone who thinks these fundamentalists

are much different than the Taliban needs to think again.

[xchrom]

2. they are repugnant

and to be shamed and reviled at every turn.
indeed they are our taliban.

[w13rd0]

3. Athiest soldiers of Satan?

Haha, no, you aren't just as much a whack job as the Taliban...no, not at all...

[Capn Sunshine]

4. and just what is wrong with aethiest soldiers of Satan?

I happen to appreciate the snazzy uniforms

[w13rd0]

5. But the secret handshake...

...is SO hard to remember. And if you get it wrong, the Atheist Elders get to eat your babies and fornicate with your spouse.