A Prayer in Alabama

[OrdinaryTa]

Since the Bush administration is big on prayer, perhaps a chaplain will accompany the guys who are going to haul the Ten Commandments monument away from the Alabama courthouse. The chaplain and the bystanders will bow their heads prayerfully, then continue:

LORD, you cast aside the stone on Easter morning, and parted the waters of the Red Sea. We ask that you bless this truck that will carry the monument to the warehouse. Bless also the hydraulic lift that will place the monument on the truck bed. Bless these riggers in the course of their duties. We ask this in Jesus' name. Amen.