CNN...BREAKING.... God spares Florida....

[SoCalDem]

weather guy in Florida said .."God thinks it's too "purdy" to wash it away"..


sheeeez..

[in_cog_ni_to]

1. Now G-d speaks to weathermen too?

:eyes:

[DemWitch]

2. Pat Robertson must have took pity on it

and prayed it away...

[GiovanniC]

3. God's Press Agent Issued a Statement Just a Few Moments Ago

"For the last time, leave me the fuck out of it," God responded to news that he speaks to two-bit Florida weathermen. "And Falwell, Robertson, and that idiot monkey in the White House -- I ain't responsible for that shit, either."

[MallRat]

4. ...but reserves right to change his mind, pending Election 2004 outcome.

You better behave, Jeb.

-MR

[Demoiselle]

10. Almighty pleased at the moment....

New Florida poll shows Kerry with a nice lead. Stay tuned.

[unfrigginreal]

5. Thank the almighty(no not Bush)

What was he/she thinking creating Bonnie in the first place?

[Ripley]

6. How can he say that when 2 hurricanes are baring down on FL?

Reminds me of the worst city disaster from a tornado. It wiped out Salt Lake City a few years back. Why does their God strike such deeply religious places?

Hurricanes have been underestimated before. The rain from the storm will kill more people than the wind.

[gatorboy]

7. In another breaking news story...

Both storms incredibly only hit Randi Rhodes former radio studio, while missing every other portion of Florida. God said it was a message to liberals everywhere!

[LuCifer]

8. CNN: Crackhead Nutjobs Networking

I was hoping they would do some snake-handling too. Bummer.

[Corgigal]

9. Heads up Floridians

If God has Bush's sense of humor you're screwed.

[kskiska]

11. But I guess God has it in for the places it DOES hit.

Funny how when tornadoes hit and a church is spared, there's so much read into that, but they don't have much to say when the church is hit. Or how about when the church is hit, but someone finds a cross or a bible still intact? It's always a sign from above.

[SoCalDem]

14. There was a tornado a while back that hit a church and killed

the woman minister's child..and there was a 60 minute's piece on the "resurrection" of the church a few years later, and that minister actually said that GOD had spared them , in that more people were not killed, and that was a blessing..

I have heard of "turn the other cheek"..but that one took the prize.

[WI_DEM]

12. but God Says it is a warning

If Florida is stolen again for Bush--WATCH OUT!!

[NervousRex]

13. God save us....

from the storm that you sent.