"I am not a crook."--Nixon

[Inland]

"I'm not dumb! I'm smart! Not like everybody says!"--Fredo Corleone.

"I know what I'm doing." George Bush's latest attempt to find a stump speech.

In common: statements that wouldn't be made unless the speaker knew what people were really thinking.

[displacedtexan]

1. Exactly!

Somehow, someone has leaked the bad news to the freak monkey that "some people" are saying that he's not in charge.
Must have been hard to explain...
Sort of like trying to explain to the hole what that surrounding donut thing is.

[Inland]

2. Only took him three years

"Somehow, someone has leaked the bad news to the freak monkey that "some people" are saying that he's not in charge."

Poor Bush. Always the last to know. About everything, since he really doesn't read the papers.

[slojim240]

3. And Bush is not a liar!!!

Same thing.