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seventhson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 01:55 PM
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Is this Hurricane God's Punishment for Porter Goss???
Isn't he the Congressman from Sanibel Island Florida which is about to get submerged in a wallop from God's finger?


Just asking.

Think about it: slam Jebbie, Dubya, and Porter in one huge SLAP!

(not to mention payback for 2000)

God don't like ugly, as they used to say in my youth.
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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 01:58 PM
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1. Neptune is pissed. Thor is assisting
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 01:59 PM
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2. Yes the hand of God has reached down out of the clouds
and is sending a message for all who support the murdering SOB in the WH!
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 02:02 PM
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7. Then how come
it's aiming at my Democratic relatives?
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 02:08 PM
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9. Note: If you are going to invoke "God" in a Fundy way you must pronounce
it Gawd - dah. TWO syllables. Also, it is not "Yes" but "Yea" as in, "Yea, the hand of Gawd-dah hath reach-ed down from the mighty mist over the firmament etc., etc.
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 02:29 PM
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15. God must love gays

Sent Charley right on by Key West... and right into Sanibel
Island! Yup, it's the finger of fate all right!
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 02:00 PM
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3. Damn Good Question
Edited on Fri Aug-13-04 02:01 PM by SpiralHawk
I hope the 700 Club will take it up with the utmost gravity, for it deserves no less.


"By making the right choices, we can make the right choices for our future."
- George W. Bush.

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seventhson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 02:02 PM
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6. I second that
Sanibel is notoriuos for NeoNazi eugenicists and the ruichest bastards in the country. Spook hollow.

Like Jonah and Ninevah -- they better start repenting or they will be boiled seafood.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 02:00 PM
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4. After listening to Pat Robertson's loony rantings
This makes the same sort of sense to me!
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 02:02 PM
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5. Or - delayed delivery of Pat Robertson's take out order of one hurricane,
tornado or "maybe even an asteroid" to smack Disney for extending benefits to gay and lesbian partners of its employees.
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Bridget Burke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 02:05 PM
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8. Next time there's a big quake out in California.....
You just know some idiots are going to say it was God's judgment on those liberal perverts.

Will you agree then?

There are quite a few DU'ers in harm's way today, and more who are worried about friends & family in Florida.


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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 02:08 PM
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10. a good friend lives in Tampa
and I know she's a Dem. Hope they are all safe.
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frank frankly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 02:08 PM
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11. yes
definitely.
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Zorra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 02:09 PM
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12. No. Hurricanes happen. It will be up to the People to try and punish the
traitors and war criminals after we take back the WH and Congress.

People of the United States
vs.
Katherine Harris and Jeb Bu$h
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 02:13 PM
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13. Poke in the eye to the shrub & his bro....
Where is the national guard when you need it in times of crisis in the state?


:shrug:
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greekspeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 02:27 PM
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14. No...don't you listen to Pat Robertson?
God sends hurricanes to Florida because Disney World has Gay Days.
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