If Chris Matthews = Tweety, then Bill Hemmer =

[Must_B_Free]

Pursey Lipps?

[BootinUp]

1. Potsy

from Happy Days, lol.

[Rockholm]

2. Bill Needs To Come Out.

[terrya]

6. I thought I was the only one who believes that.

My gaydar goes off the charts when I see Bill on television. Same thing with Anderson Cooper and Shepard Smith.

[Shopaholic]

9. Ding-ding-ding

That's the sound I hear when those three names are mentioned. Not that there's anything wrong with that of course. . . but I've got far more respect for someone when they're out and proud.

[Terran]

15. LOL Anderson Cooper

TOTALLY! And god knows Gloria Vanderbilt's son would have to be gay, right??

Bill *could* just the Boy Next Door type, but I do sense something there too.

[Cleita]

10. You may be right.

He has a fan club.

http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/cnnsbillhemmer/

They refer to him as a metro sexual because of his manicure. Seems his fans are also in denial. Being he strikes me as a right winger, it might be difficult for himself to come out.

[terrya]

12. That's a gay man. Not metrosexual.

Take it from a gay man...that's a gay man. :-)

[Rockholm]

14. So Very Gay.

You try to flirt with Soledad, but it doesn't quite work. I have a strong hunch you and Dr. Sanjay Gupta are boyfriends.

[nostamj]

3. Bill "Hummer"

slang for BJ... perfect for that insipid twit.

[Generic Other]

4. "Elmer Fudd" O'Reilly is already taken

so how about Woody Woodpecker?

[Career Prole]

5. Cartoon-wise, he reminds me of Tennessee Tuxedo...

(TT's the one on the left for you young'uns here!)

...but the name doesn't resonate. :D

[Must_B_Free]

7. Isn't that Matt Drudge's Hat?

[Career Prole]

18. LOL! You're right! They must frequent the same haberdasher!

Or the same dumpster. :)

[AmerDem]

8. I think Hummer wears a toupee or ...

at a minimum has some kind of combover thing going on. Next time you watch him take notice of his hairline.

The best I can explain is this; He has a ton of hair for someone of a younger generation. You can see his forehead ( forehead going into the top of the head )under the hair in front,like the hair is floating above the scalp. You will see it immediately if you are looking specifically for it.

No doubt, toupee or it's a combover style.

[Itchinjim]

11. Dickwad? n/t

[troublemaker]

13. GOOFY!!

[dave29]

16. Dumb as a Doornail

?

[gauguin57]

17. I agree with Potsie from Happy Days. Dead ringer.

Or is that PUTZy?

And in that metrosexual photo above, the hair product is completely out of control.