You too can have your own secure location.

[JohnyCanuck]

You don't have to be a gazillionaire and/or in charge of the country like Big Dick Cheney. Just get one of these and stick in your bedroom.

www.qsleeper.com/

The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments

Quantum Sleepers can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods.

The Quantum Sleeper is the ultimate in protection, entertainment and communications, “ ALL ROLLED UP IN ONE”.

Not recommended for the claustrophobic.

[northstar]

1. Yes! The Quantum Sleeper saved THOUSANDS of lives

in Florida when Hurricane Charley ripped through Punta Gorda, Sanibel, Port Charlotte, et al...

The highly-leveraged 'executives' (Ma & Pa Quantum) at Quantum Sleeper will begin releasing commercial ads next week of testimonials from previous Floridian owners of the Quantum Sleeper (release of these commercials may be delayed, pending the release of said footage by the purchaser's 'next of kin')