Just saw Cheney at Arrowhead stadium

[u2spirit]

I'm watching NFL pre season football, Chiefs VS Rams and the camera goes to the owners box, where lo and behold, there sits snarling Dick himself with Lamar Hunt, owner of the Chiefs. What's the big deal you ask? Cheney was going to town on FRIED CHICKEN! Maybe he really does want to clutch his chest during the RNC and have McCain come in. I can't believe that slimy somebitch was eating fried chicken. I'm sure that's not in the doc's healthy heart handbook.

[Citizen Daryl]

1. Eat up, Crashcart!

<EOM>

[Carni]

2. OMG! Are you OK?

Seeing that big slob in the flesh would be enough to do anyone damage!

[u2spirit]

4. Barely

I got a cracker lodged in my throat when I saw Cheney working on the chicken thigh. I tripped over my coffee table and hit my head. That's when the cracker came loose. I looked back at the TV and Cheney was still on camera pounding the thigh like it was a quart of oil. Then I blacked out. I'm coming back to my senses as we speak.

[oldtime dfl_er]

11. you sure it wasn't a pretzel?

I've heard they can have that effect...

[Cleita]

3. Get him another bucket and throw in some greasy ribs as well.

[BrotherBuzz]

5. Do we now have to sign a loyalty oath to watch the game?

;)

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

6. It's never too late for him to take up cigarette smoking, either. n/t

[hang a left]

7. THank goodness I missed it.

Switched over to ESPN to catch the end of RI vs NC Little League World Series. NC won 5-4.

[T Bone]

8. I think Cheney was getting a heart transplant on 911

Really, it is not like he was effective in any way as a stand-in that day in the white house, is it? Possible he wasn't there at all? He was on an operating table. Immediately after 911 there was all the 'undisclosed location' business with him, and when we did see him he looked like hell. Like a guy does when he is getting over a transplant. I'm telling you -- he had a transplant, and they can't announce it because it was either on 911 or just before that. And it would be the height of incompetence for them to admit he was out of commission that day, while jr was bouncing around from airport to airport in the south and midwest.

[lanparty]

10. Not a transplant ...

But I'm pretty sure he was in an undisclosed hospital room someplace as well.

[olddem43]

9. He probably has as much respect for coronary doctors as -

he has for everyone else. I didn't know chickens ate chicken.

[VOX]

12. Announcer Al Michaels spent at least 5 minutes chatting up Cheney on-air

And, gee, wouldn't you know, Al Michaels is a Republican.
http://www.newsmeat.com/fec/bystate_detail.php?st=CA&last=Michaels&first=Alan

Al also mentioned a Rasmussen poll that showed * ahead in Missouri.

What's all thius have to do with a football game? Good question. Ask Disney/ESPN/ABC.

[Leilani]

13. Al Michaels........a really fine judge of character!

He said O.J. was a teriffic guy!

[Swamp Rat]

14. I hope he goes to some Bears games. He and Ditka can stuff their faces

with greasy Polish sausages and drown themselves in beer. By November he'll be more robot than huemin.

[pfitz59]

15. Lamar Hunt is right-wing scum....

The entire family is crooked. Speculation is they were involved with JFK's assasination. Typical for Cheney to be feasting in his box....

[Zinfandel]

16. I want to see the asshole Cheney survive until the election.

REPUBLICAN pig McCain as VP on the ticket could mean ruin of Kerry's run...and it would put REPUBLICAN pig McCain as the presidential front-runner in 2008.

Having the mean, lying, greedy fascist asshole Cheney on the ticket is much better for the Democrats to run against...anyway Cheney would STILL be in the backround pulling the strings for the chimp anyway, as he does now, even if wasn't the VP.

[Skittles]

17. did you have to sign a loyalty oath???

:D