POPBITCH: Hamas to fall: ISLAMIC TERRORISM SPECIAL

[Atlas Mugged]

I subscribe to Popbitch - an e-magazine. Here's two articles from their latest issue, which I received this morning. I left in the subscription links for the benefit of reprinting from them.

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"Each chosen one will marry seventy virgins,
besides the women he married on earth, and all
will have appetising vaginas." - Al-Suyuti,
15th century Koranic commentator
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>> Suicide is painless <<
Beware the Mitsubishi Martyrs

Suicide bombers throughout the Middle East
are often given Ecstasy by their handlers,
to help inspire them with the fervour
required to blow themselves up.

After the Saudi bombings this summer, the US
ordered a crackdown, and the Saudi authorities
traced the bombers' Ecstasy to a batch shipped
into the country by a member of the Saudi
royal family, based in London.

The prince has been recalled to Saudi Arabia,
and has not been heard from since.

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>> The Virgin Suicides <<
Are suicide bombers dying for a drink?

Suicide bombers are told that their sacrifice
will be rewarded in heaven, because the Koran
suggests that martyrs get to have sex with
72 virgins.

However, an eminent Islamic scholar suggests
this is a mistranslation from the Koran of
the word "Houri" as Virgin. He's traced the
word back to its original Arabic root and
says it means grape - or wine.

So, even if the Koran is completely correct,
the suicide bombers will arrive in heaven to
discover that they have slaughtered innocent
people in exchange for a couple of chardonnays.