I hate the ENTIRE Bush family...

[mitchum]

they are a cancer on our democracy (always have been, always will be)

[Nordic]

1. I kind of like Noelle

Because if I was born into that family, I'd resort to drugs also.

:)

[Mr_Spock]

2. Yeah, they have very low moral character - really aweful people

They are elitists who pretend to be whatever they think will get them elected. Then they can't change because they have no real underpinnings to their fake personalities.

[mitchum]

4. I don't care how many of them came over on the Mayflower or whatever...

they conduct themselves like avaricious white trash. I would call them Snopeses, but that is unfair to the Mississippi family (at least Flem put in long hours in Varner's store) :)

[nostamj]

3. The Spawn Of Barbara

from The Question W Revue.... seems timely with Kitty Kelley's book coming out.

THE SPAWN OF BARBARA
(To the tune of “This Joint Is Jumping”)

THEY PLAN GLOBAL EXPANSION BUT IN A FAMILY WAY
THEY’RE CHUMMY WITH THE SAUDIS AND PALS OF KENNY LAY
TO SAY THAT THEY ARE SHADY UNDERSTATES THE CASE
THIS DYNASTY IS SO NASTY THEY’RE A NATIONAL DISGRACE!
(“You’ve been warned!”)

THE SPAWN OF BARBARA!
SHOULD TERRIFY YA
MARVIN, JEB AND NEIL AND GEORGE
I FEAR THE SPAWN OF BARBARA

THEY’RE CORPORATE CROOKS, WHO
ALL COOK THE BOOKS, TOO
POPPY’S BROOD
IS MORE THAN RUDE
I FEAR THE SPAWN OF BARBARA

THEIR COMPASSION IS A POSE
AND THEY DON’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK
SCRATCH ANY SCANDAL AND YOUR NOSE
WILL GET A WHIFF OF BUSH-STINK

FROM JEB’S DECEPTION
IN THAT ELECTION
MARVIN’S SCORES
AND NEIL’S WHORES
I FEAR THE SPAWN OF BARBARA

THE SPAWN OF BARBARA!
SHOULD TERRIFY YA
HER FIRST BORN DESERVES THE SCORN
I FEAR THE SPAWN OF BARBARA

EACH GENERATION...
DEGENERATION
BOOZE AND PILLS,
THEY FLAUNT THEIR ILLS
THIS IS ONE GRAND ‘MUTHA’

PRESCOTT’S EVIL NAZI TIES
WERE ONLY THE BEGINNING
PEOPLE DIE WHEN DUB’YA LIES--
OH, LOOK! GEORGE ORWELL’S SPINNING!

THEIR THIRST FOR POWER
GROWS EVERY HOUR
MARVIN, JEB AND NEIL AND GEORGE
I FEAR THE SPAWN OF BARBARA
(“Don’t forget to vote, no no no........!”)

parody lyric copyright 2004 by jeff matson
all rights reserved.

[Wind Dancer]

7. Great lyrics!!!!!!!!!!!!

You always help me keep my sense of humor throughout this nightmare.

Thanks, Jeff!

[nostamj]

14. thanks!

it was a real crowd-pleaser. I'm thinking of asking skinner if he'd be interested in posting the libretto as a feature article since I won't be able to distribute any video copies due to performers union rules.

[nostamj]

5. dupe. DU is a bit quirky today

[mairceridwen]

6. even the brown children?

Remember when Bush Sr. said that?

Yeah, Noelle's okay...at least she demonstrates the most reasonable reaction to being a Bush.

I wonder...I wonder how many cousins, distant family members in that family will vote against him...or distant in-laws? You know what I mean?


Who's the Shrivinator voting for? Never mind, I don't really care.

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[NEOBuckeye]

10. Just politics?

3,000 dead on September 11, 2001 is just politics?

1,000 American troops dead and thousands more wounded in Iraq is just politics?

I think you need a wake up call, my friend. This ain't just politics anymore. This is about power. Who's got it. And who can use it to further their own morally bankrupt ambitions.

Don't take my word for it? Ask Dick Cheney why he won't allow an investigation into what really happened, the morning of September 11, 2001. There's much more to it than national security, I'm afraid.

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[Vickers]

17. Dude, Tricky Dick would NEVER let Georgie into the evil laboratory!

:wtf:

Are you fucking crazy?

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[mairceridwen]

23. um, dick...

...um...that clear liquid in those vial-shaped shot glasses wasn't vodka was it?

[nostamj]

18. you've got kool-ade on your upper lip n/t

[mitchum]

22. It's probably not Kool-ade on their upper lip

more than likely something else

[Vickers]

13. Yes, I'm glad the other side *cough* never expressed hatred for Clinton

Aren't you? :eyes:

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[Vickers]

20. Hateful things about Ronnie?

Check it out!

[mitchum]

21. I repeat: I hate the ENTIRE Bush family

the same for disruptors

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. It's just fascism. Lighten up.

[chookie]

9. The American Borgias

The whole story has yet to be written, and perhaps never will.

[NEOBuckeye]

12. Oh, it WILL be written.

The Bush machine is running out of gas. Literally.

[NNadir]

11. Far more creepy than the Adams family.

Ironically the second John Adams was pretty much unelected.

Still the country rose under the father and son John Adam's presidency and it is dying under the George Bush Presidency and the George Bush ursurpation.

[Bleacher Creature]

25. What's the story with the twins.

Has anyone ever heard the rumor that one of them is a closeted Dem??

I've heard that a couple of times but never believed it until the RNC. The one who went to Texas (Jenna?) seems a bit too trashy to be that enlightened.

The other one, however, said something that made me think. Remember when she said "When your dad's a Republican and you go to Yale, you learn how to stand up for yourself." Why not just say, "When you are a Republican"?? And then I heard that she wasn't clapping when Shrub talked about abortion.

[mitchum]

26. They are both campaigning for their goddamn father