What would Kerry say to Bush

[Arkana]

If they were put in a room together without cameras or listening devices?

I personally see him saying "I was taking fire on the Mekong Delta while you were being a chickenshit to save your scrawny ass, moron."

[keepleft]

1. I don't know

for some reason I imagine him being much more civil.

But if I were Kerry, I'd whip out my glove and challenge that idiot to a duel...

(tee hee)

[flvegan]

2. Roll the dice, little man

Cuz no matter what you roll, you can call me Yahtzee.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. ROTFL!

Never heard that phrase before. That's brilliant!!

[malatesta1137]

3. YOU SICKEN ME

[against all enemies]

5. He would call Bush an asshole, - in French.

Then Bush wouldn't know whether to thank him or be pissed.

[GodHelpUsAll2]

6. I would hope

for silence.....followed by a sucker punch that knocked his ass out cold!

[Aunt Anti-bush]

7. Your days in office are numbered.

And once the elections are out of the way, I'll see to it that you'll be persecuted for war crimes.