My plan for a "Flush the Johns" sign, thoughts?

[i like pizza]

I live in texas, and theres this Huge sign that says Flush the Johns, and it has 2 toilets, one with Kerry on it one with edwards.
I plan to cover up the Flush with "shave" and johns with "Bush"
So it will read "SHAVE THE BUSH", and then i will put a large bush like plant in front of it witth the word "george " on it.

This sign is on a busy road.
I have to pass by it every day. I always see middle aged rich white women stopping in the middle of the road to look and laugh and take pictures. I get so pissed.

[crispini]

1. Hee!

I've heard about it... over near Royal & Forest, right?

Just don't caught.

Post pics.

[i like pizza]

3. omg

omg you live in dallas?
thats exactly where it is!!!!!!!!!
would you like to join me? I might need an accomplice, because ill have to drive up in my car, hop out put the sticker up, and drive away really quick.
can someone join me?

[crispini]

15. you've got mail....

[clydefrand]

How about Burn the Bush

And put a charred shrub in front of it. And then a few flames leaping around the words!!

[Myrina]

4. "Help the Environment ... plant a Bush in Texas"

Burning Bush sounds so ... Biblical.
The fundies might read even more Apocalyptic crap into his existence.

[TahitiNut]

8. "Fire the Bush" kills two birds with one stone.

It avoids the direct Biblical allusion while leaving enough to reward those who make the association. I think the double entendre of "FIre" would work well.

[MsUnderstood]

2. My mom told me about that bumper sticker

Here in California. You know what her thought was "kerry/edwards need to be that creative"

I thought we were creative with stuff like "Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot"

[tech3149]

5. It takes two Johns

to handle all the BS in the White house.

[KansDem]

6. I like it! I like it!

May I make a custom bumper sticker using your statement?

[i like pizza]

7. yes

yes.
but make sure you put a picture of a shrub somewhere on it

[tech3149]

22. Please do

[CrispyQ]

9. It'll take 2 Johns to flush the crap out of the White House.

[LisaLynne]

11. Hee!

I'd go with that.

[NuttyFluffers]

16. this is the best one, i recommend this. n/t

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. Cover it with Lick and Bush

[i like pizza]

12. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

LOLLLL, thats a good one too

[Sleepless In NY]

13. How about 2 Johns needed to flush all the

bushit. I like it.

[Crankie Avalon]

14. Keep the "flush", just change the "Johns" so the sign reads...

"FLUSH THE LUSH" and put my picture on it!!!

Hey, waitaminute...you guys' enthusiasm is even getting me into the act!

[CBHagman]

17. Well, given that DeLay's aides have just been indicted...

..all day long I've been thinking of slogans that incorporate "Texas turd." You know, "Flush the Texas turd away!" "Who left that Texas turd in the Capitol?" Things like that.

Okay, it's mean, but DeLay is so incredibly horrible.

Naturally, the term "Texas turd" can be applied to other people and things. :-)

[i like pizza]

18. CRISPINI!!

i didnt get your email.... since i dont have any posts on here i cant view your email adresss..
so IM me on AIM at "LASKATEHICK"

[i like pizza]

20. will someone help me contact crispini?

I dont have enough posts to do anything. Help me get in contacrt with her, whats her email?

[BlueCollar]

21. Done,,,

PM sent to contact you..

[frankly_fedup2]

19. Don't get caught LOL (nt)

(nt)

[eridani]

23. Pull Cheney! Flush Bush! n/t