Karma Question: What does Bush come back as??

[Danmel]

My neighbor and I had this conversation today?

Given his disgusting life and the blood on his hands, what does he come back as?


Liz said as a battered poor black woman unable to get any help at all.

I think he should come back as a working class kid who joins the military so he can go to college and gets sent on a lie to a hostile place with out proper gear. I think he should have three limbs blown off. I think he should work really really really hard (like he's never done in his sorry excuse for a life) and get better and run for office and be attacked by a rich lazy silver spoon brat whose daddy got him out of the war.

What do you think?

[NEOBuckeye]

1. Shit

[xultar]

2. A ball of shit stuck to a Donkey's asshole...kick

:kick:

[Melodybe]

16. My guess is he won't be coming back anytime soon.

After death he will be forced to suffer the same pain and anguish that his victims suffered. That will take a long while.

Then if he ever does come back he will most definitely be coming back as a poor person, preferably one that will have a horrible life. People will spit on him/her and treat him like the shit that he was, over and over throughout his entire life.

Then repeat about a thousand lives, and maybe then he'll move up and not get spit on in the next life.

Either way I do not envy the Karmic retribution that is coming to him.

[xultar]

21. We all hope. eom

[marylanddem]

3. As a rat's ass

[UdoKier]

4. A female middle-eastern child

Whose family and home will be blown to smithereens by the next PNAC-inspired war of aggression. She will end up like this:



Karma is a bitch.

[Sparkly]

20. Perfect justice n/t

[StephanieMarie]

5. A festring asshole. n/t

.

[booksenkatz]

6. Johnny -- the one who got his gun

Dying in his next life in some war... that would be too easy. He needs to understand basic human suffering. I think he should LIVE through the hell for years and years, with no relief, not even death.

[hollowdweller]

7. an american worker

[truthpusher]

8. A donkey.

[nostamj]

9. he doesn't come back at all.....

in any form, in any way. as should be the fate of ALL bushes.

why take the chance?

[Somawas]

10. dung beetle

eom

[LittleClarkie]

11. La cucaracha

Roach motel, anyone?

[napi21]

12. As a dog in a puppy mill. Why do you think he has to come back as

a human?

Shelter dogs are kept in cages, barely fed enough to survive, never put their paws neber touch a hard surface, and stand on wire greates all the time, so their paws are splayed. Better yet is for him to come back as a female dog so he can experience having a litter twoce a year, and die at a very early age!

[Ready4Change]

13. A Redwood in Oregon.

Within sound of the chainsaws.

[kayell]

14. A Botfly, a parasitic insect that burrows under the skin and

sucks the blood and life fluids out of its host.


Oh, wait, that won't work....I need to think of a form of life that is lower than * is now.

[morningglory]

15. An Iraqi woman with a dead husband and a 1-legged blind

son.

[yellowdogintexas]

17. a gay man who wants to marry his lover

[mcscajun]

18. I think a slug would be appropriate...

...something slimy that can't stand the sun.

<standing by with Salt Shaker>

[indigobusiness]

19. I'm not sure...

but they'll fill his head with cannonballs and powder his behind.

[rabbit2484]

22. A blind crack baby

Who loses all four limbs due to war by the age of 6. Everyone else in his family dies throughout the next five years. Leaving him to sit and die of hunger, or maybe eaten alive by hungry dogs in the neighborhood, or maybe be on the edge of napalm and slowly roast to death.
:evilgrin:

[against all enemies]

23. Toilet Paper - A job even he could do.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

24. and an appropriate punishment too....

For all the sh*t we're knee deep in, because of him. LOL!! perfect!

on edit: PERPETUALLY Re-Usable Toiletpaper!!!!!!!!! :headbang:

[banana republican]

25. He will get what he has always wanted to be god.

He will be put in total darkness and allowed to create his own universe; if he is able to.

[VOX]

26. Rush Limbaugh's anal cyst. n/t

[kohodog]

27. A Chimp, of course!

In a petting zoo no less.

[Sugarbleus]

28. A Turkey.........

:evilgrin:

[rabbit2484]

33. Real or Fake?

:toast:

[Sugarbleus]

37. LOL........ you pick! lol lol n/t

[IHeart1993]

29. A male box turtle...

...so he'll get assaulted by my turtles Beakman (who's also male)

[More Than A Feeling]

30. A democrat! what could be worse torture for him?

He comes back as a classic New Deal Democrat, who longs for the days of Social Security and Medicare. Unbeknownst to him, it was him who destroyed those programs. He suffers by his own hand.

Heck, just being a democrat would be torture from his perspective!

[Bat Boy]

31. At the rate he's going there will be nothing to come back to.

I think he may put an end to the whole cycle on this planet.

[sonicx]

32. a poor black lesbian with parkinson's

[Shiraz]

34. Some rich sob's

manservant

[neebob]

35. He gets to go to a special world that's just one big desert

like in the movie Duel with Dennis Weaver, where he's Weaver's character, and he spends his whole life being chased around by this big truck. After a few years he runs out of gas and can't get any more, but the truck never does, and he has to elude the truck on foot and on stolen bicycles and stuff. And no one believes the truck is chasing him because only he can see it. And he remembers his past life.

[pen dragon]

36. a trail of slug slime

[hlthe2b]

38. A Dung Beetle of course...