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barbaraann

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Mon Dec-20-04 03:14 PM
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Caption this:

The picture is from this morning's "press conference."

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AllegroRondo

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Mon Dec-20-04 03:16 PM
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1. "Oh, S***, he's going off script again."

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lakelly

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Mon Dec-20-04 03:43 PM
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12. How about..

"God I wish he would stop talking. He's giving me a headache. Does anybody have a Perocet?"

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Chimpanzee

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Mon Dec-20-04 03:18 PM
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2. The CLAW.... THE CLAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jeff30997

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Mon Dec-20-04 03:20 PM
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3. Oh my god ! I think I'm pregnant !

But I don't want to give birth to a Chimp ! What should I do ?

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Goathead

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Mon Dec-20-04 03:20 PM
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4. "A rip in my rubbery mask!"

"This could expose the evil reptoid invasion plans! Must slip double hinged jaw back into cheek and cover with hand. Nobody saw... pheeew! The plan is safe... for another day."

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DireStrike

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Mon Dec-20-04 03:22 PM
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5. "Oh no, the Darky Coloring is coming off my hand!"

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BringEmOn

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Mon Dec-20-04 03:23 PM
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6. Damn, where can I find a discreet source for RU486?

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SharonRB

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Mon Dec-20-04 03:25 PM
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7. What have I gone and gotten myself into now?

I don't know if I can take four more years of this.

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Historic NY

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Mon Dec-20-04 03:35 PM
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8. "My husband", no the "President is such an a--ho-e."

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Mandate My Ass

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Mon Dec-20-04 03:38 PM
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9. MUST SMILE, MUST KEEP UP THE PRETENSE, MUST ARGH!

Ah screw it. They don't pay me enough to be Secretary of State and an actress.

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alexisfree

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Mon Dec-20-04 03:38 PM
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10. need a low cost face lift..

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Arkana

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Mon Dec-20-04 03:39 PM
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11. "Shit, shit, he's going off topic again!"

"Not the part about the dictatorship! AARGH! That was supposed to be secret!"

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Bluebear

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Mon Dec-20-04 03:46 PM
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13. thinking: "Condi Bush. Condi Bush. Dr. Bush. Conddoolleezzaa Bush...."

Doodling in her mind.

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eaprez

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Mon Dec-20-04 03:47 PM
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14. "Kill me now!"

Edited on Mon Dec-20-04 03:47 PM by eaprez

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jimshoes

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Mon Dec-20-04 03:59 PM
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15. Somebody snap their fingers

Andy Card looks hypnotized.

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rurallib

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Mon Dec-20-04 03:59 PM
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16. This guy is so stupid, but cute as a teddy bear.

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pffarrell

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Mon Dec-20-04 04:05 PM
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17. this fake human skin is really starting to itch n/t

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Lefty48197

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Mon Dec-20-04 10:04 PM
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18. Who is that white lady putting her hand on my face?

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imax2268

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Mon Dec-20-04 10:08 PM
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19. gosh...

I should have done more to make the pResident listen about the PDB...I'm such a failure...

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Earl Ham

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Mon Dec-20-04 10:09 PM
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20. ya

i dont blame her 99.9 percent of the time bush makes absolutely makes no sense and the 0.1 percent of him talk is whe nhe talks back stage with people hes so retarted in my opinion

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