![](http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050103/i/r3221588524.jpg)
"No, he's not eating a pretzel, now, Bill...but, even so, when my
boy's walking up stairs I've learned to
always keep a safe distance."
![](http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050103/capt.whre10301031615.us_tsunami_bush_clinton_whre103.jpg)
"Daaaaaamn, 41...I can't believe you're really going to pants
your own kid!"
![](http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050103/capt.whre10101031539.us_tsunami_bush_clinton_whre101.jpg)
"
WHAT did he just say???"
"How should I now--he's
your son."
![](http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050103/i/r1358767398.jpg)
"I guess making these chimpy faces all the time must run in the family?"
![](http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050103/capt.dcsw10201031727.bush_tsunami_quake_dcsw102.jpg)
"Pssst...it starts with a "G" not a "J", and don't forget where to put the "W"..."
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!"
![](http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050103/i/r2992956183.jpg)
"Watch this, Bill...
Talk to the ass, old man, cause
the face ain't listening!"![](http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050103/capt.dcsw10401031822.bush_tsunami_quake_dcsw104.jpg)
"...and I think we've all at least learned a
valuable lesson: Salamis are an incredible force
of nature. Like most people, I thought they were
just greasy, salty little things that Europaneans
eat, but I think we can
all see now just what a
misunderestimation of salamis
that was, right
fellers? Hello? My fellow Presidents???"