Caption Condi!!!

[Sparkly]

Condi on a Hot Tin Roof?

[Lautremont]

1. "Bluh, bluh, bluh!"

Slightly pointy buck-tooth incisions hurt so much more than normal fangs.

[RevCheesehead]

2. I can't! I'm too busy laughing!!!

OMG, that's priceless!

[ClayZ]

3. See ....Blood Drips from her hands!

Look at those claws!

[Pam-Moby]

4. Cat with claws!!!

[Sparkly]

5. This one's kind of catty, too

[GreenPartyVoter]

14. Kindasleazy Rice IS... Catwoman *cue music*

[Mend]

6. Describing her breast self-exam....

[RevCheesehead]

7. "That's no ordinary rabbit!"

TIM: Yes, I can help you find the Holy Grail.
KNIGHTS: Oh, thank you. Oh...
TIM: To the north there lies a cave-- the cave of Caerbannog-- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedwere of Rheged......make plain the last resting place of the most Holy Grail.
ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim?
TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

*****
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
ARTHUR: Ohh.
TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide; it's a killer!
GALAHAD: Get stuffed!
TIM: He'll do you up a treat mate!
GALAHAD: Oh, yeah?
ROBIN: You mangy scots git!
TIM: I'm warning you!
ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
TIM: Look!

BORS: Aaaugh!

[jdots]

8. " then there was that gig we did for the Wall- Mart opening"

Okay it was a big mistake to open with " It's A Man's World " but when I flashed my boob the crowd was in our hands........

[Sparkly]

9. "I could have been a concert pianist, but I was born with these!!" n/t

[cvoogt]

10. That looks like .... no, but it can't be .... wait ....

it's Condoleeza Rice! In carnate, in her favorite pose as puppetmaster of deception.

[MSgt213]

11. GW has some really hugh balls and he's my man!!!

[Sparkly]

13. gmta!! n/t

[Sparkly]

12. "So I grabbed my husband by his enormous balls and said,

'If you don't nominate me for Secretary of State, I'll make your life one big mushroom cloud, baby!'"

[NV Whino]

15. Why are all those people so damned scary looking? n/t

[alexisfree]

16. Claws for the Humane Society.

[MiniMe]

17. This is where I attach the strings

[Make7]

26. LOL! Welcome to DU. (n/t)

[moggie12]

18. Slowly I turned, step by step, BLAH, I'm your new SOS

(Oh crap, I really I am scared....)

[nostamj]

19. GLINDA the Witch of the North says....

BEGONE, YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!

(at today's performance, the role of GLINDA will be played by Barbara Boxer, Senator of California)

[Mist]

20. "This is our Middle East policy -- grab it all!" n/t

[meisje]

21. reeeAAAAAARRRRR FST FST!

[bobweaver]

22. "I'll get you, my pretty...."

[AuntiBush]

23. Yes, they're really is this much

of a gap between my teeth, see...

[knight_of_the_star]

24. I'm hungry

[Sparkly]

25. "Senator, you can read all my lies and show the world that I lied

but please do not imply that I'm a liar or I'll scratch your eyes out!!

Now... Who's got Friskies??"

[tedzbear]

27. "Come closer so I can scratch your eyes out!"

Meow.