My Interview with George W. Bush

[mopaul]

If you could interview the man currently pretending to be the president, what questions would you ask him?

I can think of a few:

"How can you claim to love Jesus and order the slaughter of over 100,000 innocent people"?

"How can you square your alleged Christianity with screwing over the least among us in favor of the already obscenely wealthy"?

"Do you or do you not plan on invading every Muslim nation and stealing their oil"?

"Did you skip your TANG physical because you were wacked out on cocaine and whiskey"?

"Did you steal money from retirees and investors in the Harkin energy scandal and then persecute Martha Stewart for the same thing"?

"Do you even understand the speeches that you read off the teleprompters"?

jeez...I could think of thousands of things I'd like to ask the most incompetent, least qualified president in history.

[billyskank]

1. This is exactly why

Bush has a big system in place that is specifically designed to stop people like you ever being able to ask him questions!

[illflem]

2. Have you finished My Pet Goat yet?

others are waiting.

[acmavm]

3. How to you square your claim of having a 'mandate' to continue your

illegal and immoral policies when you have never, and never could, win the presidency in a fair election?

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. Why do you hate America?

[Postman]

5. How can you sleep at night? Are you human?

n/t

[pacalo]

6. In regard to the 2004 election...

exactly how did you steal it?

[Minstrel Boy]

7. What did Margie Schoedinger ever do to you? n/t

[neebob]

8. Maybe just one question

Those handcuffs aren't too tight, are they?