This is the Dean Collective.

[poskonig]

We are Dean. From this time forward you will service us. We are strong because we act as one. All inferior campaigns must be adapted. We strive toward perfection. We will add your political and ideological distinctiveness to our own. Self-determination is irrelevant. Freedom is irrelevant. You must comply. All shall become one with Dean.

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. :pals:

[dorktv]

1. At least we want to insure people...Better then the Borg.

[Capn Sunshine]

2. AT LAST

you finally understand
:hippie:
join us and RULE THE WORLD

[molly]

3. FREEDOM!!!

[TennesseeWalker]

4. General Clark could be a Starship Captain, tho.....

...and Al Gore kinda has that Will Riker thing going..or the Data thing....not sure which. Kucinich is clearly a liberal Ferengi.

Dean, the Borg King. Only a good guy Borg.

But me, I'm waiting for Seven of Nine or the hot Vulcan chick from Enterprise to declare. That's my dream ticket! ;)

[dorktv]

5. Al Gore would be a Vulcan.

[Paragon]

6. Only if she "assimilates" me

[TennesseeWalker]

7. WOO HOO!

Now THAT'S what I'M talkin' 'bout! She can come up and assimilate me sometime! And that's not a phaser in my pocket!

[poskonig]

8. LOL! You guys are crazy!

:toast:

[dorktv]

9. Oh lord...Men.

[Woodstock]

23. Seven of Nine is a Deanie

Didn't you know?

[Woodstock]

32. So is Spock

It's only logical.

[Woodstock]

35. Data, too

[TennesseeWalker]

36. BWAH-HA-HA.....

I guess Bones McCoy is also a Deanie? Or do they have a medical rivalry?

[Woodstock]

38. McCoy is the founder of Doctors for Dean

[Clark Can WIN]

10. I just had to open your thread

Your mysterious powers of mind control must be honed nearly to perfection........... :tinfoilhat:

Seriously, thanks for the chuckle.

[dorktv]

11. Well he could have used a Jedi Mind trick.

[TennesseeWalker]

12. Hmmm..Star Wars...Limbaugh would be a GREAT Jabba the Hut

eom

[dorktv]

13. Yeah...who is a good artist on here?

[TennesseeWalker]

14. Fun Thread....Bush as an inbred Romulan Praetor?

Cheney could be the black oily goop that killed Tasha Yar in Next Generation.

[dorktv]

15. What would Rumsfield be?

Who is Q?

[TennesseeWalker]

17. Why, Bill Clinton is Q, of course....

On edit, I guess Bill Clinton could ALSO be a Captain Kirk type...if he like green women, that is...;)

[dorktv]

18. nah...He is not all powerful...but is somewhat sleazy...hmmm.

Q without his powers?

[Woodstock]

33. Oh, that is good

Clinton is Captain Kirk for sure.

[Woodstock]

16. I just met him tonight - he's a good guy

:)

[dorktv]

19. I met him on Friday...The man was so tired he could barely stand

up...then he had to go to a bunch of events without eating...Oh well.

[Woodstock]

21. If I was that tired I'd be cranky

But he wasn't. That's a good sign, eh? :)

[dorktv]

24. Well he was in a room with 200 or more people screaming

his name...And got like three standing Os...Sooooo...I think he was happy to see so many people who adore him, even if he was tired.

[PurityOfEssence]

20. no no no, it's a RELIGION, not an organization

And you guys are pathetic the way you're going about it. A Republican wouldn't be content with 30 or 40 "gosh ain't he great" or "when did you first meet god" or "how can anyone even think of anyone else" threads an hour; you guys are pikers. A REAL movement would command every post and crush all opposition. Why, I've even caught whiffs of coexistence from some of you; you need to thump on the deacons to keep the tolerant laity in line.

You must dance in the delight of the doctorking! Revel in the light of transcendence! If you let this get away, other murmurs might sully the pristine landscape of Deanylvania.

Hugs and kisses, dammit!

[TennesseeWalker]

22. Nah, the Doc's not a deity.

We've got a mad god in office now. Dean's just kinda cool. :) I like him fine. In fact, I like all the Dem candidates much better than the Dim Son, including poor old Holy Joe.

[Woodstock]

25. Bush is a Ferengi

Not a god. :)

[dorktv]

26. No Bush is a Borg.

[TennesseeWalker]

27. I think Star Trek applies to liberals, and Star WARS references corporates

I mean, "The Empire". Yeeesh. Corporations ruling the galaxy. The destruction of the Republic.

George Lucas hit the nail on the head when it comes to Corporate Republicans.

[dorktv]

29. Hmmm...maybe Lucas has a crystal ball...

[poskonig]

28. Wolfowitz has some Ferengi blood!

(it's the ears!)

[TennesseeWalker]

30. AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! I'm BLIND!

Shoulda warned a fella!

[Northwind]

31. Why do you resist us?

We wish only to raise quality of life, for all political viewpoints.

We will proceed to sector 1600 where we will begin the assimilation of your ideology.

Resistance is futile.

[paulsbc]

34. you do realize

that the Borg were defeated?

[Ein]

37. Brain... shrinking... mouth... widening....

ARGH!