"Spice Rack" meet "Gun Rack." ." Bill Maher's New Rules

[Swede]

I like 'em.


"Stop saying that blue state people are out of touch with the values and morals of the red states. I'm not out of touch with them. I just don't share them. In fact, and I know this is about 140 years late, but to the Southern States, I would say, "Upon further consideration, you CAN go. I know that's what you've always wanted, and we've reconsidered. So go ahead. And take Texas with you."

You know what they say. If at first you don't secede, try, try again. And give my regards to President Charlie Daniels.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I almost forgot, this is the time of healing. The time when blue states and red states come together because we have so much to offer each other. "Spice Rack" meet "Gun Rack." "Picky about bottled water," say hello to "Drinks from a garden hose." "Bought an antique nightstand at an estate sale," meet "Uses a giant wooden spool he stole from the phone company as a coffee table."


http://www.hbo.com/billmaher/new_rules/

[Catch22Dem]

1. HAHAHA

I love it! His new rules are always hilarious.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

2. Well said!

Couldn't agree more with the invitation for the south "to go". But, I'd settle for bidding Texas a not-so-fond adieu.

[Dr.Phool]

3. Does this mean

I have to leave Florida and move back north? I don't think I could handle snow again.

[teryang]

4. Kick

:-)

[bleedingheart]

5. it would be almost worth it to get HBO...just to see that...