Well, it must be bad. Army Reserves resorts to SPAM for recruitment.

[BiggJawn]

just go this in my Inbox:

Dear Student,

My name is SFC (name deleted), your area Army Reserve Recruiter?

I was wondering if you might be interested in exploring the options and opportunities that may be ?available to you in the Army Reserves such as:

100% tuition assistance, up to $4,500.00
Up to $20,000.00 to pay back student loans
Up to $20,000.00 for college
An extra paycheck each month
College credit for job training

If this sounds like something you might be interested in or would just like to find out more details, just give me a call. Talking to me cost you nothing and it just might be exactly what you need.


Sergeant First Class (name deleted)
1-877-641-XXXX
E-mail (deleted)

They MUST be scraping the bottom of the barrel if they want an obese 48-y-o diabetic Liberal...

He forgot to mention the COOL stuff, like the 1% chance of coming home from someplace exotic in a "transfer tube", or leaving some cherished body parts in a red smear on some street in Basra or Kabul...

[tubbacheez]

1. Is he or she not entirely certain?

" My name is SFC (name deleted), your area Army Reserve Recruiter?"


Why phrase it like a question? This isn't Jeopardy.



Or is it?

[BiggJawn]

2. since the "civilian equivalent" for a Recruiter is Used Car Saleman...

We can forgive his writing in imperatives...

I guess?

Call him, and I guaren-damn-tee you you'll be in "Jeopardy"