Hi Gary Bauer, how's it goin' dude?

[mopaul]

you honor us lowly liberals with your presence and your mention of us in your glorious soapbox. we laugh and ridicule you quite a bit here, and you just wouldn't believe some of the rumors concerning your 'manhood'.

but i really wish you'd just register and dive in here among us, and find out first hand why we hate your greasy guts mr. new american century.

fuck you gary.

[gratuitous]

1. I thought I recognized a foul stench

So Mr. Bauer is lurking at DU. Well, Gandhi said that first your adversaries ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you. Guess what the fourth stage is, Mr. Bauer? It's going to be a long fall, pal. You might want to start preparing the ground where you're going to land, although with all the hatred and vitriol you've spewed over the last 10 or 15 years, I suspect the comedown is going to be a lot more hard than soft.

[CentralEuropeanDude]

2. geee!! pardon, who is Gary Bauer?

[mopaul]

4. one of the neo con authors of the Project for the New American Century

[CentralEuropeanDude]

11. Ah, Gary you look very friendly and honest

can you sell me something of this New American Century stuff?

[LibertyorDeath]

12. Hey is that a legit pic of him or did you do things to it cause he looks

like a gerbil.

[mopaul]

13. that's him, in all his glorious masculinity, untouched photo

frightening little man

[kweerwolf]

14. Does anyone else notice the resemblance ...

of Gary Bauer to the late gossip-monger, "non-fiction novelist" and gay gadfly Truman Capote?

Frankly I'm scratching my head wondering if Capote and J. (for "Jane") Edgar Hoover ever had a "love child."

:tinfoilhat:

[TlalocW]

3. Shouldn't it be, "How's it goin' little dude?"

I didn't know Gary was lurking on DU, but I've been too busy listening to "The Machine Rages On" to keep up.

Isn't Gary pretty much irrelevant these days? You never really see his name amongst the top ten or twenty other religiously crazy conservatives running amok.

TlalocW

[Inland]

5. He's laughing all the way to the bank.

Because it isn't him that gets ridiculed. The people getting ridiculed are the ones he's going to successfully demogogue and collect money from, thanks in part to gratuitous ridicule.

Just saying.

[mopaul]

9. when we lose the next election, you can blame it all on mo paul

[Walt Starr]

6. Gary (The Lizard) Bauer is a Douchebag for Theocracy!

:hi:

[seabeyond]

7. hey gary bauer, i dont hate eeewwe

that is texan talk. i know many "eeeeewes"

i do understand you though. as i said i know many you's. they are all around me, so afraid, so very afraid. as a mama, i am so empathitic to you. i also see in your tantrums, the destructive you. but..............and this is a huge butt, because you, dont want to go beyond, you need your hate to protect you. butt, if you want to chat, that would be lovely. we need to do more chatting with each other.

come on by

i know, this isnt you. you gather a snippet and then send out a lie to condition and feed all the you's

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. Hey Gary...you should quit porn surfing and hang out here more

[Mist]

10. What tipped you off? Any particular threads? n/t

[mopaul]

15. hi gary!