"Ask the President" starring George W. Bush as The President

[mopaul]

...and now i'll take a couple questions...yeah jeff, go ahead,....

'mr. president, this is a pre-screened and white house approved query, why do you think liberals and democrats hate jesus so much, and why do they want to eliminate all people of faith'?

'i'm glad you asked that jeff, and thanks for dropping by the other night incidentally. (laughter) the murkun people are a people...the murkun people are a people of faith, and people of faith, should always, they need to stick together through diversity and that's what...that's what people of faith do. and the liberals simply want to eliminate all people of faith and that's just not...that's just in direct oppositions, to, to, to, to, to eliminate all people of faith is just plain political'

'yeah stretch, go ahead.....

[mopaul]

1. 'mr. president, when you were holding hands with the saudi prince

and strolling around the white house lawn like a couple new lovers, just how low did you go in fawning over the saudi prince, did things get intimate, or was anything consumated, and how will this affect gas prices?

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

5. Mr. President, did you and the prince get to 2nd base? n/t

[Sabriel]

2. Ooooh, thank you, Mr. President

I don't really have a question for you. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing God's work, and we're all praying hard for you. God bless you!

[mopaul]

4. mr. president, when you talk to god, please thank him for blessing america

and please make america safe from foreign cultures.

[Zinfandel]

3. The usual (if infrequent) staged "press conference" All questions will...

be submitted in advance, please.

Complete BULLSHIT!

[aprillcm]

6. Mr. President, Where are those pesky WMDs?

Reporter :As I am sure you are aware,A report just came out and said there are no WMDs in Iraq, which was the primary reason given to the American People and the world for invading Iraq.

Bush: Security, I said Security, Please remove this man he isnt asking the questions he is supposed to! And now folks I am done.

Bush stomps off red faced!

[mopaul]

7. could you remove your radio earpiece & answer my question?

and can i get as many free passes into the white house as jeffy?